OI Shortarses

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Doesnotcompute amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

It interests me but I'm not one of those people that can take it or
leave it. So I have to leave it.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Doesnotcompute amazed us all with this pearl of
wisdom:

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

 

Look out he's after your cherry!

 

Snowleopard says...

<small voice>

I haven't

 

The things he'll do for more of that paté.

 

It's thems that yous wants to look out for it is.
I'll stand guard and keep you safe.


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Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steph amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Don't be bitter or you'll get the pip.

 

He better not, or he might catch physalis

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

It's good.

 

Someone stop me before I write the line about kumquats and melons!

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steph amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Yep. Over a campfire's good, too.

 

I could make some to bring with us, but it would need to be eaten on the
first night - I suppose it's feasible to make toast on a barbeque?

 

Does Pip have any say in the matter?

You really are a daft banana.

 

No. <fx:checks imdb.com> Hmmmm....

 

Round barrel Guzzi, say a T3 or G5.

We're not too dissimilar in height and I can get both feet flat on the
floor with mine.

 

Fourth in 1984.

http://www.steveparrishracing.com/html/photos.htm#

#4.

Hardly, if it wasn't built until '84.
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| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..76331.../...19254.../..30836.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967

 

You don't want prime numbers, you want perfect numbers when it comes
to cylinders.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..76331.../...19254.../..30836.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967

 

The HONDA Bros is reckoned to be a nimble and reliable all rounder for the
money and seat height, but if that suggestion also fails to inspire, get on
down with a custom streetfighter, there are some goodun's around. The modern
400/4 packs a lot of pep. I know of a HONDA CBR 400 with a craked fairing
which could be fun.

 

Nonono, I think Rope made his point perfectly well.

--
Dnc

B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003

 

tallbloke says...

Very true. If you pick one up cheap, in a couple of years it'll owe you
nothing.