OI Shortarses

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by steve auvache, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Doesnotcompute amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    It interests me but I'm not one of those people that can take it or
    leave it. So I have to leave it.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 27, 2005
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  2. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Doesnotcompute amazed us all with this pearl of
    wisdom:
    Hair today, gone tomorrow.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 27, 2005
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  3. steve auvache

    Steph Guest

    Look out he's after your cherry!
     
    Steph, Jul 27, 2005
  4. steve auvache

    Lozzo Guest

    Snowleopard says...
    <small voice>

    I haven't
     
    Lozzo, Jul 27, 2005
  5. steve auvache

    ogden Guest

    The things he'll do for more of that paté.
     
    ogden, Jul 27, 2005
  6. It's thems that yous wants to look out for it is.
    I'll stand guard and keep you safe.


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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    Doesnotcompute, Jul 27, 2005
  7. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steph amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    Don't be bitter or you'll get the pip.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 27, 2005
  8. steve auvache

    Steph Guest

    He better not, or he might catch physalis
     
    Steph, Jul 27, 2005
  9. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Lozzo amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    It's good.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 27, 2005
  10. steve auvache

    Steph Guest

    Someone stop me before I write the line about kumquats and melons!
     
    Steph, Jul 27, 2005
  11. In uk.rec.motorcycles, Steph amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:
    Yep. Over a campfire's good, too.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 27, 2005
  12. steve auvache

    Steph Guest

    I could make some to bring with us, but it would need to be eaten on the
    first night - I suppose it's feasible to make toast on a barbeque?
     
    Steph, Jul 27, 2005
  13. steve auvache

    Steph Guest

    Does Pip have any say in the matter?

    You really are a daft banana.
     
    Steph, Jul 27, 2005
  14. steve auvache

    Statto Guest

    No. <fx:checks imdb.com> Hmmmm....
     
    Statto, Jul 27, 2005
  15. steve auvache

    sweller Guest

    Round barrel Guzzi, say a T3 or G5.

    We're not too dissimilar in height and I can get both feet flat on the
    floor with mine.
     
    sweller, Jul 27, 2005
  16. steve auvache

    Salad Dodger Guest

    Fourth in 1984.

    http://www.steveparrishracing.com/html/photos.htm#

    #4.
    Hardly, if it wasn't built until '84.
    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..76331.../...19254.../..30836.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
    '^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967
     
    Salad Dodger, Jul 27, 2005
  17. steve auvache

    Salad Dodger Guest

    You don't want prime numbers, you want perfect numbers when it comes
    to cylinders.
    --
    | ___ Salad Dodger
    |/ \
    _/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
    |_\_____/_| ..76331.../...19254.../..30836.
    (>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
    |__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
    \ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
    \|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
    '^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967
     
    Salad Dodger, Jul 27, 2005
  18. steve auvache

    tallbloke Guest

    The HONDA Bros is reckoned to be a nimble and reliable all rounder for the
    money and seat height, but if that suggestion also fails to inspire, get on
    down with a custom streetfighter, there are some goodun's around. The modern
    400/4 packs a lot of pep. I know of a HONDA CBR 400 with a craked fairing
    which could be fun.
     
    tallbloke, Jul 27, 2005
  19. Nonono, I think Rope made his point perfectly well.

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    Dnc

    B1200 - +30bhp ~|~ ZZR1100 - tagline being developed
    V2300 - flat cap and rug ~|~ VS800 - borked

    MIB#26 two#54(soiled) UKRMMA#26 BOTAFOT#153 X-FOT#003
     
    Doesnotcompute, Jul 27, 2005
  20. steve auvache

    Lozzo Guest

    tallbloke says...
    Very true. If you pick one up cheap, in a couple of years it'll owe you
    nothing.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 27, 2005
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