Oi! Smee. Pipes?

I got a Ducati performance exhaust that was on ebay for less than wht the
cahn wanted.


now all I gotta get is the goddam gaskets

 

if I had a hammer

 

shush BT, it's Be Harsh To Smee Week day 2

 

You were looking at replacing your 'zorst system?

http://evilurl.com/PAINsmegmastab

Moike

 

Methinks the seller's a bit confused about what "header pipes" are. What I
see there is a half-system. If the headers were, indeed, there, the $900
asking price would be merely on the steep side instead of firmly in the
neighbourhood of "Look, if you're going to jerk me off, at least do it
properly and play with my balls a bit, too".

 

In aus.motorcycles on Tue, 7 Dec 2004 11:49:34 +1100

Aside from complaining tat someone's getting you off...

What's the cost of a new BMW staintune set as shown?

Zebee

 

Look, I know what I like and I know how I like it, OK?

Ebay, Zebee. Normal rules of retail don't apply... why settle for getting
something cheap when it can be dirt-cheap?

 

Thanks moike
Unfortunately staintunes sound way too raspy on the s
Heard a few with the tunes on them and even without the spuds they were
too "high pitched" in sound for my liking.
What I am happy about tho is that hopefully we'll see more of these on
the market.

 

$1895 with a chip.

 

That reminds me. Next time I'm down your way, you're giving me a go of the
tractor, mofo.

IK,
a connoisseur of all the meats of the motorcycling stew.

Just to prove that further, I shared a bowser yesterday with a low-rider.
Owner came out, walked back over to it and I went, "Nice bike, dude."

 

You left out the <snorfle>

Moike

 

No <snorfle> about it whatsoever, Moike. The bike was as minimalist as that
black square on a white background that that Russian bloke painted, all
dominated by engine and slashcut drainpipe exhaust crack. Best of all, it
was actually_small[1]._Very well-executed. I dug it a lot.



[1] One thing that people kinda miss is just how compact big-bore Harley
engines are. The reason they look so huge usually is because they come with
transfer cases and gearboxes which belong on (actual) farm equipment. Mate
it to some more condensed componentry and you can have quite an engineering
statement.

 

Troll!

 

Groupie

 

Yeah, picking on BMW riders like that. We've got our own steenking
gearboxes.

-----sharks

 

Whassa matta? You don't eat cornflakes?

G, cornflakes box and a ball-pein hammer. Instant gasket!

 

Which are you today, smack? Trini Lopez, or Peter, Paul & Mary?

 

not worth a squirt of piss, makes it too quiet



(about $35 each last I checked, 6 years ago)

Fitted the pipe J5 sold me, after some rooting around. It was a pretty
straight forward job once I worked out where all the bits went. Quieter than
the Staintune, but looks better.

 

So you bought them anyway.

Moike

 

is OK, I got left over bits too.... and now the Tacho works