OK, where is it?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Whinging Courier, Jul 31, 2008.

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    Big Dave Guest


    Do you want me to give it back then?
     
    Big Dave, Jul 31, 2008
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  2. I'll get onto it right away. I can use some cable ties and an unopened
    can of beer.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 31, 2008
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    Champ Guest

    As tales of female fuckwittery go, that is right up there.

    I hope she has many positive attributes which make up for it...
     
    Champ, Jul 31, 2008
    #23
  4. I did but because we were taking the piss out of each others' photo.

    That was the last time I really remember seeing it.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 31, 2008
    #24
  5. Under the seat of your bike?
    Inside some obscure pocked on a bike jacket?
    Tankbag?


    Try and remember the last time you saw it, where did you see it, what
    were you doing with it, what did you do with it afterwards - I didn't
    say think about it for 2 seconds, I said try and "see" it, might take
    some time, but it'll work once you sober up.
     
    DoetNietComputeren, Jul 31, 2008
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    Lozzo Guest

    When my elder sister started driving I taught her how to change a
    wheel. One day she got a puncture on her old Talbot Sunbeam and was
    chuffed to bits that she managed to change the wheel herself. When I
    asked for knackered spare so I could get the tyre changed she said she
    rolled it into the ditch beside the road "because it's no use to anyone
    now the tyre's punctured, why should I take it home."

    I had to drive out to where she'd changed the wheel to retrieve it from
    the ditch.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 31, 2008
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    Paul - xxx Guest

    Ho yuss ... ;)
     
    Paul - xxx, Jul 31, 2008
    #27
  8. I'm waiting for it to turn up.
    Cheeky ****. I'm getting wankered on Saturday.
     
    Whinging Courier, Jul 31, 2008
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    Beav Guest

    You cheap ****!


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Jul 31, 2008
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    Rudy Lacchin Guest

    I've checked here and it's not here. Is it with all that stuff you brought
    back from the last time you went away - the crumpled Michelin map, bureau de
    change receipt for your Euros, wad of credit card receipts, etc?
     
    Rudy Lacchin, Jul 31, 2008
    #30
  11. Your virginity?

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jul 31, 2008
    #31
  12. I was walking down past Ursula College at ANU one night when an
    old VW Beetle turned the corner from Sullivan's Creek Road, and lost its
    left rear wheel. As the car sparked to a halt, the errant wheel rolled
    across the lawns and behind a hedge, coming to rest in a flower-bed.
    Being a Good Samaritan type I recovered it and rolled it back to the car
    where the lady driver was already jacking the car up with a spare wheel
    beside her. She was pretty much intent on the job and ignored me.
    "Here's your wheel back." "Oh, OK. I could hear it rattling so I thought
    it was loose, so I put a spare and some tools in the back."

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Jul 31, 2008
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    geoff Guest

    You weren't in a newsagent's in Oldham last week, were you ?
     
    geoff, Jul 31, 2008
    #33
  14. Immensely practical train of thought.
    Probably explains the several fairly decent tyres and wheels I've found
    in ditches over the years.
    --
    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 1, 2008
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  15. Line re-written: I was taking the piss out of her photo.
    Spot the clue?
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    Dave
    GS850x2 XS650 SE6a

    "It's a moron working with power tools.
    How much more suspenseful can you get?"
    - House
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Aug 1, 2008
    #35
  16. Heh
     
    Whinging Courier, Aug 2, 2008
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