OK, which one of you comedians is trying to have me bumped off?

Can you please stop hiring Tesco Value hitmen?

Second fucking time this week that the BMW has taken it roughly up the
arse, predictably ending with both the bike and me on the floor.

Fortunately I was stationary again, waiting to pull out of a petrol
station when the driver of the car behind me slipped off the clutch. At
least he was extremely nice and helpful (helped me pick up the bike and
all that) instead of taking off like the muppet on Tuesday.

The main casualty seem to be the two numberplate screws that snapped
off so I was riding the bike home with the plate in the top box.

 

The Timo curse has obviously shifted its focus.

 

And in similar vein, after some twonk reversed into my K the weekend
before last, yesterday someone did it again. This time with me on it.

Dozey bint at a junction in front of me decided to pull out, got
hooted, thought better of it, and reversed. There's me frantically
back-pedalling. Kept it upright and no damage, and she was terribly
apologetic. **** 'er.

 

Wimmin drivers should be fucked up the arse with a rag man's trumpet.

On a 50mph road today, we managed a staggering 20mph and no **** tried to
overtake the bitch. When one of the followers turned off, I took the
opportunity to get past the two left over placing myself in the perfect
position to take the leader from the rear (thanks Hamster). When I did (I
was driving a 3 cylinder fucking Corsa btw, so performance wasn't great) the
twat decided to out accelerate me AND pull out in an attempt to force me
onto the pavement on t' other side of the road.

of course, being a woman, she lacked the commitment to drive at a mind
blowing quick 35mph and that allowed me to have her. Nice it was too



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Nige? Is that you?

 

Done. Along with others.

She's got e-mails and notifications going back to last October. Not the
most regular user, it has to be said...

 

She hasn't touched the computer in days.

 

She hasn't touched the computer in days.[/QUOTE]

8~O

 

One of those types that'd be on the blower to 'grass a driver' line.

 

What.
That's un-natural, that.

 

Wouldn't do her any good though. It was a courtesy car and no-one but me
knows I was driving it.

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