Old folks are pretty smart

WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
THIS IS HOW TO CALL THE PO-LICE

Jo D. Hauncho , an elderly man, from Hico, Texas, was going up to bed,
when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,
which she could see from the bedroom window. Old Joe opened the back
door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the
shed stealing things.
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The Old Man phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"

He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
stealing from me.
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Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy.
You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is
available."

Old Timer Joe D. said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
stealing things from my shed.
Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot all of
them." and he hung up.
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Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to Mr. Joe D, "I thought you said that you'd
shot them!"
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The Old Fellow. said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


(True Story) I LOVE IT!

Don't mess with old people


Live well, laugh often, love much!!!