Old Joke

Queen Elizabeth  and Dolly Parton
die on the same day and they both go
before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately,  there's only one space left that day, so the Angel
must decide which of them
gets in.
The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go
to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says,
'Look at these,  they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, 
and I'm sure it will please God to  be able to see them every day, for
eternity.'
The Angel thanks Dolly,  and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down.
Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever.
The Angel  says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
Dolly is outraged and asks,
'What was that all about?  I show you two of God's own perfect
creations and you turn me down.  She wees into a  toilet and she
gets in!
Would you explain that to me?'
'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven,
A Royal Flush beats a Pair - no matter how big they are.

 

Mr. Johnson wrote:

[snip, the usual shower of shite]

**** off, you felched overflow of shitslobber.

 

8.5/10

10[1] is a perfect Nige, only seen after he's had a bad day.

[1] Actually goes up to 11

 

At least, IWHT.

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2010, 5:13pm (EDT+5) From: (Catman)
10[1] is a perfect Nige, only seen after he's had a bad day.

Yes Nige is a true biker
1/2 drunk spouting profanity looking for a fight

<pops blue pill & wanders off toward
the porno groups>

best wishes to all