One for Butt Sniffer

While speeding along the highway, a woman driver drove past a
billboard only to find a motorcycle cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, stalked stiff-legged up to the car, with that
classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your
hurry, lady?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A *what*? A rectum stretcher? And just what the
hell does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way
up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in.
I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" the cop
asked.

"You give him a motorcycle, and a radar gun and park him behind a
billboard!"

Traffic Ticket - $95.00
Court Costs - $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face.................PRICELESS