One for darsy

FFS, WUN is the new Des.

 

Steve Martin?

No wait, it's you....Pratchett?

 

"His fate was sealed as soon as he said 'tuque'..."

 

*ouch*

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

You utter ****. I shall hunt you down and kill you slowly.

 

<helpful tipoff>

You're not helping your cause, you know.

 

Fraid so.

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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, SIRPip

Oy-veh! Is it because I is black?

 

I don't think I've ever denied it.

hunt? Don't you actually know where I live? Every other twat seems to
(except Sir.Tony who reckons I live about 2 miles away from where I
actually do).

a tad harsh, maybe.

well, of course - and that's if you don't fall off.

 

Clearly he hasn't got the right mindset for it, he completely missed
preceding the sentence with "In a completely legal and proportionate
response to your comments".

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, darsy

Figure of speech, innit.

"In a measured and proportionate..."

<sob>

 

I don't think I've ever denied it.

hunt? Don't you actually know where I live? Every other twat seems to
(except Sir.Tony who reckons I live about 2 miles away from where I
actually do).

a tad harsh, maybe.

well, of course - and that's if you don't fall off.

 

I'm not sure where you actually live, but that time you met me at your
rich aunt's house... not a bad pad, and your aunt wasn't bad either.

 

..jpg?

 

you're attempting to be subtle and mildly insulting at the same time.

You don't have what it takes.

 

We've discussed this before. The intended recipient of the joke found it
wholly satisfactory.

 

" "

 

Wicked Uncle Nigel wibbled forthrightly:

I've decided I like this thread. Please do carry on for my amusement.

 

It made me laugh so it certainly wasn't subtle.

 

as I said, he doesn't have what it takes.