one for Hog

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by wessie, Feb 17, 2010.

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    wessie Guest

    wessie, Feb 17, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    Me? The raghead cunts would string you and Starkey up by your bollocks
    first.

    Something like 30% of meat in the UK is Halal butchery already I read.
    Something to do with all the curry restaurants etc.
    Just outlawing halal and kosher butchery and the cutting of male infants
    would be a good start. Reams of the twats would choose to go and pursue
    their fairy fantasies elsewhere.
     
    'Hog, Feb 17, 2010
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    wessie Guest

    I assume the Mac & iphone etc are kosher, then?
     
    wessie, Feb 17, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    "Reuters Islamic Banking" - hahah - not heard of that before.

    Reuters was Jewish, FFS - is there nothing these kikes won't do for
    money?
     
    darsy, Feb 17, 2010
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    crn Guest

    Methinks you have been whooshed.
    Are your trousers kosher ?.
     
    crn, Feb 17, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    what? Loads of things. For a start...eating Chicken Korma. Alright,
    maybe I would /for money/.

    <fx: suspicious slitty eyes>

    why - what are you proposing?
     
    darsy, Feb 17, 2010
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    Nige Guest

    'halal stoning'
     
    Nige, Feb 17, 2010
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    I liked Simon Templar's answer to someone who asked how rich he was -
    which was that no-one could pay him enough to do something he didn't
    want to do.
     
    Colin Irvine, Feb 17, 2010
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    Nige Guest

    heh..'the back of a postage stamp written with spray paint'
     
    Nige, Feb 17, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    wait, wait...

    I wouldn't nuke a small 3rd world country.
    I wouldn't assassinate a nun dressed like Robby Coltrane
    I wouldn't willingly listen to a Lady Gaga CD
    I wouldn't drown a poodle dressed in a ballerina dress.
    I wouldn't drop a tab of dioxin into Thames Water's new proposed
    reservoir

    actually, you're right - for a couple of hundred quid, I'd do all of
    the above.

    just for the LOLZ, you understand, not 'cos I'm sort of nutter.
     
    darsy, Feb 17, 2010
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    darsy Guest

    anyone want someone whacked?[1] I've got some free time at the
    moment......

    [1] been watching too much "Dexter" recently, coupled with an early
    career desire.
     
    darsy, Feb 17, 2010
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Might do.

    I've been considering recruiting a £1k per day Kosovan but you'd do
    instead.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Feb 17, 2010
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    ogden Guest

    Cash only, mind. Otherwise it might affect your JSA.
     
    ogden, Feb 17, 2010
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    ogden Guest

    The whole stepdad thing getting on your tits, eh?
     
    ogden, Feb 17, 2010
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    wessie Guest

    I had to scroll up to get the context.

    I'd assumed it was a Lady Gaga thing.
     
    wessie, Feb 18, 2010
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    boots Guest

    I read that one only a couple of days ago.
     
    boots, Feb 18, 2010
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    Colin Irvine Guest

    Blimey. I think mine all fell by the wayside a long time ago.
     
    Colin Irvine, Feb 18, 2010
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    boots Guest

    I am away for work & grabbed a selection of entertainment from the
    local library for the plane/hotel. I've probably still got some
    Charteris at home, I do find it really difficult to cull my book
    collection.
     
    boots, Feb 18, 2010
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    darsy Guest


    i had to look that up.
     
    darsy, Feb 18, 2010
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    'Hog Guest

    Whew you don't get much for a grand a day!
     
    'Hog, Feb 18, 2010
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