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This should cheer you up

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8518739.stm

Super Halal Industrial Park proposed

At least with a name like yours, they won't let you in.

 

Me? The raghead cunts would string you and Starkey up by your bollocks
first.

Something like 30% of meat in the UK is Halal butchery already I read.
Something to do with all the curry restaurants etc.
Just outlawing halal and kosher butchery and the cutting of male infants
would be a good start. Reams of the twats would choose to go and pursue
their fairy fantasies elsewhere.

 

I assume the Mac & iphone etc are kosher, then?

 

"Reuters Islamic Banking" - hahah - not heard of that before.

Reuters was Jewish, FFS - is there nothing these kikes won't do for
money?

 

Methinks you have been whooshed.
Are your trousers kosher ?.

 

what? Loads of things. For a start...eating Chicken Korma. Alright,
maybe I would /for money/.

<fx: suspicious slitty eyes>

why - what are you proposing?

 

'halal stoning'

 

I liked Simon Templar's answer to someone who asked how rich he was -
which was that no-one could pay him enough to do something he didn't
want to do.

 

heh..'the back of a postage stamp written with spray paint'

 

wait, wait...

I wouldn't nuke a small 3rd world country.
I wouldn't assassinate a nun dressed like Robby Coltrane
I wouldn't willingly listen to a Lady Gaga CD
I wouldn't drown a poodle dressed in a ballerina dress.
I wouldn't drop a tab of dioxin into Thames Water's new proposed
reservoir

actually, you're right - for a couple of hundred quid, I'd do all of
the above.

just for the LOLZ, you understand, not 'cos I'm sort of nutter.

 

anyone want someone whacked?[1] I've got some free time at the
moment......

[1] been watching too much "Dexter" recently, coupled with an early
career desire.

 

Might do.

I've been considering recruiting a £1k per day Kosovan but you'd do
instead.

 

Cash only, mind. Otherwise it might affect your JSA.

 

The whole stepdad thing getting on your tits, eh?

 

I had to scroll up to get the context.

I'd assumed it was a Lady Gaga thing.

 

I read that one only a couple of days ago.

 

Blimey. I think mine all fell by the wayside a long time ago.

 

I am away for work & grabbed a selection of entertainment from the
local library for the plane/hotel. I've probably still got some
Charteris at home, I do find it really difficult to cull my book
collection.

 

i had to look that up.

 

Whew you don't get much for a grand a day!