One for Ogden

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2954500/Chef-dies-after-feelin
g-eel.html

It's a dangerous pastime

 

Cause of death: wrecked eel bleeding

 

With friends like that, you don't need unagi.

 

Some mates, eh?

 

<g>

 

Best to stick to the tiddlers.

 

How fucked would you have to be not to ntice a two foot eel getting rammed
up yer shitter?

--


Nige,

Land Rover 90
Yamaha R1
Range Rover Vogue

 

Have you never passed out from drink and woken up 12 hours later with a
major memory lapse.

It would have been funnier had he dumped it in the pan next day and had to
figure out WTF was going on!
The actual story being rather unfunny. Somewhat like the idiots who stuck an
airline up a newbie's arse in an Inverness garage many moons ago.

 

Easyjet?

 

No, it'll be the one for arseholes. Ryanair.

 

Nailed.

 

It seems to be a recurring piece of idiocy - I heard of it happening in
the shipyards, the steelworks and also over here. Not just UL either -
in a couple of the cases it was in the papers as coroners' reports.

 

Groan. Your coat's over there.

--
Malc

Rusted and ropy.
Dog-eared old copy.
Vintage and classic,
or just plain Jurassic:
all words to describe me.