One for the safety Nazis

Motorcycle by Honda, helmet by KBC, body armour by Hugo Boss.

http://www.cane.ukrm.btinternet.co.uk/boss.jpg

 

Cold sore?

 

Folliculitis.

 

I was expecting something different when I saw Hugo Boss in the text
and Nazis in the subject. Storm trooper uniform maybe.

 

That little fact about the SS has always tickled me.

 

Just like James Bond.

But gayer.

Oh, I keep forgetting ... birthday party at mine next friday, you
coming?

 

Funnily enough Bear has just challenged me on the subject. It is now a
matter of honour that I am photographed on the bike looking *gayer*

Sorry, I'm out on the raz with some reprobates. Will there be jelly?

 

are those shoes from Dolcis?

 

How very dare you!

 

oh yeah, and what did you do about the dent in the petrol tank?

 

Yes.

 

Oxfam.

 

I was hoping it would heal but it hasn't so I'm going to get the guy
who's sorting the scratches in the car to do it.

 

Don't you get flies splatting over the suit?

 

Not many, I think they survived as it's pure wool.

 

Only on the back of it.

 

Get a big black dog up ya [other colours of dog are available]

 

Rubbish woman, you'll be frothing at the gash.

 

Terry-knit pure wool?

 

Very gay, watch out for Tone he'll be after you