One hump or two?

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by TOG, Aug 20, 2007.

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    TOG Guest

    TOG, Aug 20, 2007
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    Hog Guest

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    darsy Guest

    darsy, Aug 20, 2007
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    TOG Guest

    Bah. I blame Google's iffy posting.
     
    TOG, Aug 20, 2007
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    Cane Guest

    On 20 Aug, 11:41, TOG@toil,,
    Here, try this...

    [ws]
     
    Cane, Aug 20, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    I had something similar, though not quite as dramatic, happen to me on
    a BOTAFOF a few years back - 3 or 4 of those little (mountjack?) deer
    ran across the road in front of me, on the bit near the end heading
    towards Epping. It's a bit scary, 'cos you know they're too stupid to
    get out of the way.
     
    darsy, Aug 20, 2007
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    CT Guest

    From Wiki: "Muntjac are deer of the genus Muntiacus, also known as
    Barking Deer"

    heh.
     
    CT, Aug 20, 2007
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    Beav Guest

    It's almost poetic really, given that it happened on an Australian sheep
    station/cattle ranch. It's the animals getting their own back is what it is.


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    Beav

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    Beav, Aug 20, 2007
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  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique,
    TOG@toil.?.murray.invalid typed
    Now that is what I *call* heavy petting.

    It's the black Halvarssons, hanging up on the door. Thanks.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Aug 20, 2007
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    Hog Guest


    Bearing in mind this poor woman in Australia who was killed by her pet camel
    and his <ahem> urges
    Molly, the Camel

    A new Marine Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Iraqi

    desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel
    hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the Sergeant why the camel is kept
    there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men
    here on the post and no women. And sir, sometimes the men have "urges".
    That's why we have Molly the Camel."

    The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about
    "urges", so the camel can stay." About a month later, the Captain starts
    having his own "urges". Crazy with passion, he asks the Sergeant to bring
    the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands

    on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with the camel.

    When he's done, he asks the Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"

    "No, not really, sir... They usually just ride the camel into town where
    the girls are."
     
    Hog, Aug 21, 2007
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