One in a lifetime opportunity!

Nope, I'm not promising untold wealth, sexual success or anything else
that is likley to enhance your poor sorry existance.

What I am offering to the first person to reply here is the chance to own
a classic. A bike of such reputation that it beggers belief. A bike which
will make you the envy of all other ukrmers and immediately have small
children running to you like you just bought the local sweet shop.[1]

Yep, After splashing out on the Guzzi the infamous UKRM CB250RSA is up
for grabs. It comes with a plethora of spares including a couple of
frames, seats, wheels, forks, engine(in bits) and loads more!

Condition is running although quite rattly. Electrics all work although
the battery has seen its best days. Its no MOT but is SORN'd.

It is located in East Lancashire and will need a trailer/van(transit
sized) to pick it and all its bits up.

Price is the usual £20 donation to Riders for Health.

Now careful in the rush, I don't want anyone getting injured.