One of those bike fettling jobs you wish you had never started.

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Pete Fisher, Apr 1, 2010.

  1. Pete Fisher

    Ace Guest

    Oddly, perhaps, they were actually issued to us at junior school, but
    banned at grammar school, where fountain pens were de rigeur. There
    was an ongoing battle throughout my time there against felt-tip pens,
    whose results were all but indistiguishable from 'proper' pens. And
    when roller balls came out they swept the field.
     
    Ace, Apr 2, 2010
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  2. Pete Fisher

    malc Guest

    I said average, you're one of the people that keeps it so high. And Auvache
    of course.

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    Malc

    Rusted and ropy.
    Dog-eared old copy.
    Vintage and classic,
    or just plain Jurassic:
    all words to describe me.
     
    malc, Apr 2, 2010
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  3. Pete Fisher

    Catman Guest

    I do to. Much of what I had to write needed to go through duplciates, so
    I bought a rollerball. I'm thinking it's about time for a matching
    fountain pen, though.

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    Catman, Apr 2, 2010
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  4. Pete Fisher

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    I doubt it.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Apr 2, 2010
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  5. Pete Fisher

    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Ha, so you ended up with smudged writing and your left hand covered in
    ink?

    It's no wonder the headmistress at my old primary school used to hit
    me on the head whenever I wrote with my left hand, I thought she was
    being a bitch but she was actually trying to save me from further
    misery.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Apr 2, 2010
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  6. Pete Fisher

    Catman Guest

    Oddly, my father manages to be left handed, use a fountain pen and
    neither smudge, nor cover his hand in ink.

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    Catman, Apr 2, 2010
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  7. Pete Fisher

    Scraggy Guest

    Quite so.
     
    Scraggy, Apr 2, 2010
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  8. <sniff>

    You do not see the innate beauty of flowing cursive script on a nicely
    printed cheque, do you?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Apr 2, 2010
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  9. Pete Fisher

    prawn Guest

    Err... you're going to have to buy a tin foil hat after 2018, granddad
    ;-)

    <http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8414341.stm>
     
    prawn, Apr 2, 2010
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  10. Pete Fisher

    Pete Fisher Guest


    Very kind but wouldn't a cylinder designed for hyper retarding four pot
    calipers rather overwhelm one smallish two pot MX job?

    Anyway, I have a brake. Luckily I had recently acquired a complete spare
    system (cylinder, line and caliper) off Ebay for the lad's[1] YZ85
    because his had various issues, and had already swapped it. So I drilled
    the head off the chewed up cap retaining screw, and pinched the master
    cylinder off his original system.

    I've only ever worked on SO Brembo or Grimeca systems before. I think I
    prefer them to this Nissin or whatever. It took an age to get a system
    full of fluid and the prospect of bleeding it. I see a Mityvac in my
    future.

    But it works. Annoyingly, there is still more drag then I would like,
    though not binding as badly as it was. So I'll be ordering a caliper
    seals kit for hopefully a full fix - perhaps I'll get to play with my
    compressor. 350 Morinis were often fitted with the smaller bore 250
    master cylinder, so I am hoping to get away with this one for a while.
    In any case you only have to use the brakes in four places at Loton.

    As to ink. When I first started at Grammar School we still had desks
    with inkwells, and out first forays in to italic handwriting were with
    scratchy old dip pens. Once to a reasonable standard arrangements were
    made for us to purchase the school approved chunky Osmiroid fountain
    pen. I kept it for years and used to sign work letters and statutory
    notices with it until I lost it. These days I prefer a good fine roller
    ball pen if to hand, though most of the time a Bic clone is pressed in
    to service.
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    Pete Fisher, Apr 2, 2010
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  11. Pete Fisher

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Tell me about it.

    I've just spent half a morning wrestling with two seized screws to get
    the alloy console telltale lamp cover off my V11 Sport. The problem
    was that half the paint had flaked off, so, in a fit of
    over-enthusiasm, I decided to take it off and make a reasonable job of
    repainting it rather than just slapping paint on in situ.

    Three stainless screws retain it - how hard can it be? Well, very as
    it happens, because two of the screws were rather more fondly attached
    to the brass bushes they screw into than the bushes were to the
    tell-tale lamp cluster plastic.

    In order to get at the bushes I had to remove the clocks. One bolt
    sheared off the moment I tried turning it. It's just a threaded
    pillar, so fixable with some extra work.

    Unfortunately, when removing the speedo, I forgot to remove the trip
    reset knob, didn't I?

    So that's another 'fixable with a bit of extra work' job.

    Gah. Hamfisted cunts 'R' us.
     
    Pip Luscher, Apr 2, 2010
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  12. Pete Fisher

    Pip Luscher Guest

    Dyson ones were they?
     
    Pip Luscher, Apr 2, 2010
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  13. Pete Fisher

    Pip Luscher Guest

    So you're one of thos weirdies that kind of hooks their hand round the
    pen? I did wonder why on earth people did that because on the face of
    it, you're more likely to smudge previous writing.
    Oh, so it doesn't smudge.
     
    Pip Luscher, Apr 2, 2010
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  14. Pete Fisher

    DR Guest

    The Older Gentleman posted:
    Send me a few and I'll let you know.
     
    DR, Apr 2, 2010
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  15. Pete Fisher

    Donnie Guest

    turby said:
    heh heh
     
    Donnie, Apr 2, 2010
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  16. Pete Fisher

    geoff Guest

    Yeah, surprised there isn't a creche
     
    geoff, Apr 3, 2010
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  17. Pete Fisher

    geoff Guest

    Same here - I feel your pain bro'

    not kack handed though
     
    geoff, Apr 3, 2010
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  18. For the grandchildren?
     
    stephen.packer, Apr 3, 2010
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  19. Pete Fisher

    sweller Guest

    I still used ink at school (and do now) - and Jess did too (cartridges
    though) and she's only recently left.

    I notice Quink no longer claims it cleans the pen as it writes.
     
    sweller, Apr 3, 2010
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  20. Pete Fisher

    sweller Guest

    So do I and I'm an oik in these matters. My writing looks like a spastic
    spider on rohypnol.

    It was the same at my school and I'm younger than the pair of you.
     
    sweller, Apr 3, 2010
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