OOOWWW!

And by one of those strange twists of fate, Cat Stevens' Here Comes My
Baby is coming up on my Spotify playlist - preceded by Can't Keep It In.

 

Or lose your marbles.

 

Heh, "Girl, you'll be a woman soon" .. from the Pulp Fiction soundtrack
just came up here ..

 

Some of these comments are gems but others make me want to screem

 

Ouch. That's a pisser.

 

This is no cascade. This is an avalanche.

 

Oh I dunno, when they finally pass right through, it's pretty god-damn
satisfying feeling.

 

Chalk up another one to UKRMs Marl-velous sense of humour.

 

Any number of tunes would seem appropriate:

Stoned
Heart of Stone
As Tears Go By
Let it Rock
Shattered
Like a Rolling Stone
Terrifying
Rock and a Hard Place

but I'm partial to
Waiting on a Friend

 

Might it be easier to get it out with a vacuum to assist? Either get an
Austin Powers stylee dong enlarger or perhaps you could stick your cock up
a Henry?

 

I am not sure he is on sufficiently familiar terms with an Essex girl for
that to happen.

 

Unfortunately, my tame filthy Essex girl died last year.

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

 

Wonderful though they are, unfortunately they don't seem built to last.

 

She was only 37

--
Lozzo
Versys 650 Inter-Continental Hyperbolistic Missile , CBR600F-W racebike
in the making, TS250C, RD400F (somewhere)
BMW E46 318iSE (it's a car, not one of those 2-wheeled pieces of shite
they churn out)

 

Mine was about that age too.

 

Wouldn't using DHL be more sensible?

 

*Snort*

 

Don't snort. Getting a kidney stone stuck in a sinus is going to take
some explaining in A&E.

 

Super calciferous expel all atrocious.

 

COOAAAT!!