Opinions are like ar$eholes...

Discussion in 'Australian Motorcycles' started by GB, May 3, 2006.

  1. GB

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Only women and cat-lovers put it inside.
    Anyone who can understand simple, logical processes would understand
    immediately that it goes out.
     
    Knobdoodle, May 5, 2006
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  2. GB

    GB Guest

    Rushing to join in, I think! The first IT budget I did was
    carefully considered, calculated, amortised and justified
    seven different ways. It got thrown back at me with
    instructions to thin it out a bit, and increase the number
    at the bottom of the last page by two orders of magnitude!

    GB, 'course, I've come along a bit since then!
     
    GB, May 5, 2006
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  3. GB

    GB Guest

    wrote in @v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com:
    Frankly, I'm a little embarrased to be putting up my paltry
    schoolboy type survey in the same arena as this carefully
    considered academic work!


    As an aside, a tid-bit for those of you who expressed interest
    in the results of my paltry effort; I note with interest that
    the 22 year old American gentleman who described his occupation
    as...

    "I sit around, play videogames, bittorrent, and talk to my
    beautiful perfect girlfriend (who I am not worthy of)"

    ... is very strongly opposed to the suggestion that his ISP might
    restrict file sharing traffic and strongly agrees with the suggestion
    that Digital Rights Management infringes on his 'rights'!


    GB, "we're not worthyyyyy"!
     
    GB, May 5, 2006
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  4. GB

    GB Guest

    Settle down sharks, that's world war three you're hinting at
    there!


    GB, and put the toilet seat down you bastard!
     
    GB, May 5, 2006
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  5. GB

    GB Guest

    Oi! I'm a cat lovin' poof, and I hang it 'out'.

    GB, I just know I'm gonna regret that!
     
    GB, May 5, 2006
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  6. GB

    smack Guest


    Leddi?
     
    smack, May 5, 2006
    #26
  7. And you use less toilet paper if it's fitted towards the wall. Large hotel
    chains have done the statistics in an effort to reduce costs.

    Al
     
    Alan Pennykid, May 5, 2006
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  8. GB

    Knobdoodle Guest

    .....'cause you can't grab it when you're pissed!
    I bet their sheet-laundering costs went up multifold but no-one ever added
    two-plus-two....
     
    Knobdoodle, May 5, 2006
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  9. GB

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    "Knobdoodle" wrote
    I'm with you.
    That would automatically exclude women and cat-lovers.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, May 5, 2006
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  10. GB

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    Manifolds suck.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, May 5, 2006
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  11. GB

    Knobdoodle Guest

    Heh heh..
     
    Knobdoodle, May 5, 2006
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  12. GB

    Knobdoodle Guest

    ~
    True.
    And I've berated a few for not putting it "up" when they've finished too!
     
    Knobdoodle, May 5, 2006
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    JL Guest

    All the women I've lived with have been vociferous about it needing to
    be outwards (woe betide the unfortunate who doesn't check and puts it
    the wrong way round)

    JL
     
    JL, May 6, 2006
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  14. GB

    JL Guest

    Yeah that's because it always breaks off before you've got enough of the
    stuff.

    JL
    (there's probably a PHD in working out why it's more likely to break off
    earlier when it's in than out)
     
    JL, May 6, 2006
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  15. GB

    JL Guest

    Naaah they blow.

    JL
     
    JL, May 6, 2006
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  16. GB

    JL Guest

    Neither, you should get your nose firmly into the trough until someone
    accountant decides the entire IT support function should be outsourced.
    Heheh as someone who has worked for both Hutch AND Ericsson I think
    you'd have to be an alien to not be bitterer(1) than wormwood

    JL
    (1)(is that a word ? I can't be arsed dictionary looking uppering(2))
    (2) Which is def. not a word however
     
    JL, May 6, 2006
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  17. You'll definitely be at BTH's then...

    Postman Pat
     
    Pat Heslewood, May 6, 2006
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  18. GB

    G-S Guest

    I actually rang 'Hey Hey It's Saturday (night)" one time when they were
    having the 'What cheeses you off' segment and said "Women who don't put
    the toilet seat up' which caused a mild ripple of laughter from the
    audience and a mildy amused grin from Daryl (desired effect achieved).

    The next call was from a screaming loony woman who starting raving and
    insulting me about how men should be putting the toilet seat down (Daryl
    Summers looked less than amused), which made me me amused :) [1]


    G-S

    [1] Yes I know, this doesn't even count as 15 seconds of fame :) [2]

    [2] Getting in first before this is pointed out. [3]

    [3] Yes I admit to being a sad bugger with no life who home on a
    Saturday night to ring a TV show (you didn't realise this already?). [4]

    [4] There is no 4...
     
    G-S, May 6, 2006
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  19. GB

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    "JL" wrote
    Were going to need a list to check if that constitutes a reasonable
    cross-section of the female population John.

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, May 9, 2006
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  20. GB

    Theo Bekkers Guest

    "G-S" wrote
    achieved).

    I heard that sitting to pee does a better job of emptying your bladder
    (important for the old farts among us who have to sometimes get up in
    the middle of the night). It also makes less mess (you are unlike to
    miss). The person who cleans the toilet really appreciates it. On the
    other hand, what annoys me is people who leave the lid up in our
    ensuite. I can't figure out who this is (or am afraid to say).

    Theo
     
    Theo Bekkers, May 9, 2006
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