OT and Beyond: Ikea herds cats

Who nevertheless remain loyal and loving. It's their making of that
choice that makes us appreciate them.

Like Jay who, usually at least once but sometimes as many as four
times in one night, brings home some sort of assorted rodent, then
proceeds to crunch it in the hall outside our bedroom door. I mean,
the crunching's bad enough, the bits left on the rug are worse. But
somehow, the fact that he chooses to bring it home first makes it
so... oh I dunno, but he wants to be around us even while making the
point that he doesn't actually need us.

 

It's like a mirror, innit

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<miaow>

 

I know I've done this before, but I have a cat and don't like it.

It's a fat little greedy shit.

 

I have a ginger tom, does that count?

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what do you call him? Rentboy?

 

# Ground control to ginger tom

 

All sorts of things. Most recent was 'Ow. bloody hell!'



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Something's missing, something's gone...

(Actually, wasn't the first line: "Birth control to ginger tom."?)

 

Well, when I say 'tom' it's sort of an honorific.

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In the words of my esteemed colleague, Catman(1):

"It's like a mirror, innit "


1. And who better to comment on feliniferous pratices, eh?

 

Oh *harsh*

Can't argue with you there, TBH.

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I prefer this one:

http://barrypilling.wordpress.com/2010/09/13/ikea-herding-cats-parody/

 

Pfft. Hardly - I even left your smiley in, you big softy. And anyway,
it's only a darsy.

2/2, I'd say. I'm gonna quit while I'm ahead.

 

There's only 1 degree of separation between UKRM and the people that made this.

Is this a small world, or is it just very far away?

 

Not bad. I like the comment from ultra cute kitten very near the end.

Oh and the piss take of the producers is exactly what was going through
my head the first time I watched the genuine article.