OT Best....gone

He's gone.

Best i ever saw.

Alan

 

Best before: 25/11/05

 

Can we put any Hislop/Helicopter-meme things in this thread, please, then I
can mark it as "ignore"? Ta.

 

Never mind that, are any of his pets dead?

 

Well if he doesn't have a house keeper then I'd say they'll be pretty
hungry in a fortnight or so... I'm sure they'll find plenty to drink
though.

 

Don't be stupid - pets can't work corkscrews.

They'd die of thirst once they'd drunk all the tinnies.

 

You mean your cats haven't got the sabre-method of opening wine bottles
sorted out yet?

Ehhh - the youth of today.

Phil

 

We don't have cats, and the dog's claws aren't really sharp enough for
that kind of thing.

But the dog is quite partial to spirits: tequila, whisky, gin, or
anything else I manage to spill.

 

Drinker? I'm not meaning to be disrespectful but he did drunk himself to an
early grave.

 

Lets hope they do bury him ...
It'd be a brave man to light *that* pyre.

 

Aww, leave his wives out of it

Matt
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Pussy-sabrage.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, platypus

I think I saw some of that in Kill Bill II the other night.

It was all in Frog, so it was a bit hard to be sure.

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Ah - so that'll be titanuim claw-prosthesies then?

We have one of those too. Glasses of Port have to be put well up out of
the way or they empty even faster than usual.

Phil