OT Chile (again)

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Tim, Mar 26, 2010.

  1. Tim

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    YTC#1, Mar 26, 2010
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  3. Kevin Gleeson, Mar 26, 2010
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  4. Wait until you get your first temblor in Sydney. I remember one
    that woke me up with the bed shaking and the sliding door to the balcony
    rattling like ****. When I got into work my colleague from Bundeena
    reported that he'd woken his wife, "Darling[1], everythings shaking!"
    She replied, "Oh, it's probably just an earthquake," and rolled over and
    went back to sleep.

    Turns out she'd grown up on Norfolk(?) Island, where earthquakes
    are common, and the saying had passed into her family tradition.

    [1] Can't remember her name ATM. He died some years later when a branch
    broke off a gum tree as he was driving to work out of the national park to
    go to work, and came through his windscreen.

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Mar 27, 2010
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  5. I was living in Sydney when the Newcastle earthquake hit in 88(? about
    then can't be arsed looking it up). I totally missed it because I was
    lying on my back under an equipment rack cabling up a new video edit
    suite and was in such a weird position that anything could have
    arrived. I was working for a company that had the largest sound stage
    in Oz at the time and our lighting guy was on a scissor lift up in the
    lighting grid at the time. Apparently that was rather entertaining ...

    Kev
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Mar 27, 2010
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  6. Mick Whittingham, Mar 28, 2010
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  7. Kevin Gleeson, Mar 28, 2010
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  8. Me too, my street is lined with them:
    http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en...oid=dl9_1aUI1eti-pbMVmA37Q&cbp=12,319.82,,0,5

    There are only three Araucaria species, Chile pine (monkey puzzle
    tree), NI Pine, and the prehistoric Wollemi pine[1]. I'd love to have a
    Wollemi, but they are still a bit expensive. A cousin had an NI pine as
    an indoor plant in Sydney -- it was stunted to about six feet. I was also
    quite surprised to see several NI pines in Trani when I went to a conference
    in Bari. You can see one on the hill here:
    http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en...wdOq5XUTrDD69uBdH_uquQ&cbp=11,312.88,,0,-17.5
    but the one in the botanic gardens isn't in StreetView.
    #Flat chat, Pine Gap,
    #In ev'ry home a Big Mac,
    #And no-one goes out-back,
    #That's that!

    [1] http://www.wollemipine.co.uk/

    --
    Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
    Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
    GSX600F, RG250WD "You Porsche. Me pass!" DoD #484 JKLO#003, 005
    WP7# 3000 LC Unit #2368 (tinlc) UKMC#00009 BOTAFOT#16 UKRMMA#7 (Hon)
    KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".
     
    Dr Ivan D. Reid, Mar 28, 2010
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  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Dr Ivan D. Reid
    Fucking Hell. Australia, where even the fucking *trees* will try to kill
    you.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Mar 28, 2010
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  10. We only try to get rid of Pommy Bastards, google "drop bears" [1].

    Kev

    [1] I doublechecked that before posting and Wiki has the first
    attribution to Terry Pratchett and I know for sure it goes way back
    further than that. Terry picked it up when he visited here in the 90s.
    Anyway, we've got shitloads of stuff wot will kill ya.
     
    Kevin Gleeson, Mar 29, 2010
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  11. Tim

    CT Guest

    Out the back, in an alley was it?
     
    CT, Mar 29, 2010
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  12. Tim

    darsy Guest

    FFS, and this is even on topic, but http://www.dropbears.com/ predates
    the Pratchett nonsense by a good few years, IIRC.
     
    darsy, Mar 29, 2010
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  13. Most of Pratcheet's gags are like that.
     
    Grimly Curmudgeon, Mar 29, 2010
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