OT : Chortle.....

I hadn't heard it before, it made me chuckle.

Passed on the Gingeometer as well.





Drink Driving...

Only an Aussie could pull this one off!

From the state where drink driving is considered a sport, comes a true story
from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighbourhood
tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so
intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer
quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into.

He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and
drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it
was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn
and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few
centimetres, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more
minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled out of the car park
and started to drive slowly down the road.

The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up
the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and
carried out a Breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the Breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed alcohol at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the
police station, this Breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".

True Story !!

Coonabaraban Times.

 

http://www.snopes.com/autos/law/decoy.asp

Bzzt.

 

Old Skool..... fuckin' eh !

Well *I* hadn't heard it, and the gingeometer was all I was going to bother
with.

 

Ginge

Ding.

 

Dan White wrote

Only 10 years?

Newbie.

 

I suspect if anyone actually tried it over here, they'd get done for
perverting the course of justice.

Nice story though, I've been hearing it for about 10 years now

 

Sorry Dude, the gingeometer only registers URL's. I've not got enough
disk space to stick all ukrm posts into my d'base.

 

That only goes to show the perverse lack of humour some cuntstubbles
have. If such a thing were to take place it would be unproveable if the
driver kept his trap shut - you can't get done for being a wassock.

 

I thought it was Dave Allen.

 

<fx - echoey muffled bell rings in distance>

Oh yeah, i unremembered that.