OT : Engrish

Browsing through one of my suppliers websites earlier and found this little
gem.

http://www.avc.com.cn/ediy/news/true.htm

Well. I'm glad thats cleared up then.

 

It all becomes much clearer if you read
http://www.avc.com.cn/ediy/support/support.htm

 

It's quite nice - thanks for asking - although the noodles could have been
cooked for a little longer.

;-)

Yes / No / Beers / Directions and Greetings is about all I can manage.

But I am in daily contact with lots of Chinese people who are fluent in
English - Why - Need some translation ?

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=32512&l=927ba&id=715546495

 

hahaha

"Our aring a world the forest the profession is also the biggest
system to spread a hot company, the product covered the whole whole
serieseses that the calculator spreads hot realm The product produces;
Spread a hot need along with the communication equipments in recent
years, also start controling a network equipments' design to spread
hot system for the work. The product includes fan, spreading a hot
slice notebook type to spread hot module, hot tube, line material,
machine box etc. series product. "

 

I love their new word. Brandses, and have an urge to try and use it
next time someone talks about branding.

 

"Your brandses are mine precioussss"

 

Where are the Monty Pythons when you need them?

 

The basis of civilisation is every **** has to learn English or we send
the warships in. Ok.

 

Actually not, well not yet.
They have a very small nuclear force and fairly basic delivery capacity.
Global annihilation has never been on their menu see.
Obviously in a free for all hand to hand scrum the empire could barely
fight back.

But we can't wipe them out. How else could I buy a decent quality steam
iron for under a tenner.

 

Heh. Any country that gives it's citizens a day off for tomb sweeping
has got to be a bit dodgy in my book.

 

Wow ...

 

And apparently, by this time next year, China will have the largest number
of English speakers on the planet. Mind you, if they speak like that advert,
who the **** will know?


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

That's one hot company.


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

What's the odds that it was translated manually from Chinese to some other
language, e.g. Dutch, before being run through Babelfish or somesuch to
produce this result. Even the worse Engrish speaker would make a better job
on a single pass.