So, Mr Alistair Darling, in the not too distant future, I'm likely to be the executor and beneficiary of one of those estates in your 4%. Now, my back of envelope calculations have come to the conclusion that the difference between the incumbent regime, and the darling George Osbourne's dandy cunts, is a brand spanking new Moto Guzzi Norge. So, Darling, what are you going to do about it then? Election now. Tories in. Moto Guzzis for semi-affluent beneficiaries. Pass the Dettol.