{OT} Greenpeace ...

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Desmond Coughlan, Sep 8, 2003.

  1. Joined Greenpeace today. I'd been meaning to do it for a while [1], so
    when the bloke stepped out in front of me on rue Rambuteau today, I
    stopped.

    As he's filling in the little form, I'm ogling, over his shoulder, the
    tall, willowy brunette, standing a couple of metres away. A sort of cross
    between Kate Bush and Jane Birkin [2]. She can't stop looking at us.
    ****, thinks I ... I'm on the promise tonight.

    'So what you doing in Paris today, then ?' asks matey, as he finishes
    filling in the form.

    'Oh, nothing much ... strolling, ogling totty ...' answers I. 'Take a look
    at the rather tasty specimen behind you, and you'll see what I mean', I
    add.

    He turns.

    'Oh, you mean Sophie ? That's my girlfriend ...'

    Oh, **** ...............................


    [1] yes, SD ... you may mention the Rainbow Warrier, now ...
    [2] a pre-horrendous-wrinkles-and-Tyrannasauras-Rex-skin, Jane Birkin
     
    Desmond Coughlan, Sep 8, 2003
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  2. Desmond Coughlan

    porl Guest



    If a girl looks at me I instantly wonder if I've got toothpaste down my
    shirt again. Experience has told me the answer to this is usually 'yes' and
    that I'm not to go over and try to get her number.

    But I admire your self confidence/delusion.
     
    porl, Sep 8, 2003
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  3. Blimey.

    I was sure that one of the first responses would be from you, and that it
    would be along the lines of 'you're a twat, Des, and I'm an Inner Council
    member, so **** off and ______________________________' [insert witty
    comment of choice]. Failing that, some mention of how I'm a
    sister-shagging homosexual for having joined Greenpeace.

    However, that being said, this is France. France, France ... my belovèd
    France.

    The way she was looking at us _would have_ meant that I was going to go
    through a twelve-pack, if her look had been for me. As it was for
    'Jérôme', I shall be spanking the monkey tonight, in fond memory [1].



    [1] no, not of Jérôme
     
    Desmond Coughlan, Sep 8, 2003
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    porl Guest

    Hehe...I love the thought that you sit and contemplate potential replies.
    It's so _You_.
    Not at all. If you want to give all your cash to a front for the IRA then go
    for it.
     
    porl, Sep 8, 2003
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  5. Desmond Coughlan

    porl Guest

    FFs I could tell you that. Find someone to hang around with that is to you
    what you are to your mate and you might stand a chance.
     
    porl, Sep 8, 2003
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    JackH Guest

    <SNIP>

    <Reeves and Mortimer Mode = *ON>

    "You wouldn't let it lie!"

    </RMM>
     
    JackH, Sep 8, 2003
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  7. Le Mon, 8 Sep 2003 21:13:39 +0100, porl <> a écrit :

    { snip }
    Eh ..?

    Ah. Yes, I see.

    ****, is that _possible_ ??
     
    Desmond Coughlan, Sep 8, 2003
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  8. I try to 'auto-censor' the posts that would be too 'inflammatory'.
    Christ, if I'd known that, I'd haev joined years ago .........
     
    Desmond Coughlan, Sep 8, 2003
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  9. Desmond Coughlan

    porl Guest

    No idea, first thing that came into my head.

    And...er...the last. I'm done.
     
    porl, Sep 8, 2003
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    Cane Guest

    Cane, Sep 9, 2003
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  11. Desmond Coughlan

    darsy Guest

    she's in both.
     
    darsy, Sep 9, 2003
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  12. Goodie.
     
    Desmond Coughlan, Sep 9, 2003
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