OT Is pyromania genetic?

I have a garden full of a large trampoline, three 4 man tents, 6
twelve year olds and a fire in the fire pit. I want to go bed, so I
said 'let the fire die down and bank it'. 5 minutes later more wood
has gone on the fire. Tone of voice up a notch, 'let it die down now',
guess what, more wood on the fire next time I pass the patio doors.

Sod 'em I'm off to shower and bed, what's the worst that could happen?

<puts bag burn of dressings ready>

 

Reams and reams of paperwork, to explain shrink wrapped part cooked
children.

Don't have nightmares.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Work in progress

Matt could finally fulfil his promise to put the ShowerCam online?

Sleep tight.

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