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See that tree over there?

Go bark up that one, it might be less wrong than this one.

 

Well, he was always active with the Youth Orchestra.

 

Nah. I used all mine up on the Claret V. Carrot match.

 

I've seen two references to this now and still haven't found it. Give
me a clue, I've still got 500 odd unread. How on earth can so much
rubbish be posted in such a short space of time?

 

Something to do with shitty water.
is the most recent and work back from
there.

 

Costing the net hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Pete Fisher said:

Lidl's substitute-for-Penguins biscuits are excellent, by the way.

 

What, all two seconds of them?

Richard

 

Well, thrrrbt. I thought we Shedi were the curmudgeonly ones,
but Ogden gnashes. "Shut your eyes and open your mouth", eh?
Plus ça change, unsurprisingly.

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Fexake, bikies xposting into Ye Shedde and then complaining about
the fact? World's gone mad, likesay. Ignore 'em and they'll go away,
middle-aged crotch-rocket pilots in search of their lost youths that
they are. Mind the hedge, BTW.

 

Sn!pe said:

But how do they know we bark up trees ? I thought on the Internet no-one was
supposed to be able to tell.

 

They didn't exactly show a lot of the game, it was a case of go for a
piss and miss the first half.

 

That depends if uk.rec.barking.up.trees shows up on yer gurgle gropes
profile, I spose. I keep meaning to unsubscribe to that one about troilism
wot I signed up for by mistake when IRIA "trollism", too.

 

Nothing of the kind, just pointing out the monumental incorrectness of
the assumption of the person to whom I was replying.

Bit like yours, in fact. Apart from the "World's gone mad" bit, which
happened several millennia before we appeared on the scene, and has
only worsened since.

Now depart, or I'll start using unpleasant words at you without
ROT13ing them first.

 

Really, who cares? The only thing in "Ye Shedde" is a bunch of complete
dullards, you're best off pretending they don't exist.

 

If you don't like it, why bother to post here. I'm sure it's within the
scope of your intelligence to delete the crossposting.

<stereotype>

bloody rude bikers, all the same

</stereotype>

Oh, wait, I'm one of them meself, too, although I inhabit the beardy-classic
end of the spectrum.

 

I think it's about time for me to wheel out my annual:

"Bikers? Hah! you must be fucking joking" line isn't it?

 

[laugh]

Ooh, I bet your helmet's nice and shiny, sweetheart.

 

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I goove I'd like it explained, I'm not as fast as Cheeky Sod Bonwick,
Oi've only got a boicycle...

 

Ah, is that a recipe for success in business, then?