OT one for the bee keepers

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  1. Lady Nina

    Lady Nina Guest

    Lady Nina, Jul 31, 2009
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  2. Lady Nina

    TOG@Toil Guest

    Yeah, they do that. 'Wild comb', it's called. Can be a right PITA in a
    proper hive, where they'll make it if all the frames and other space
    is taken up.

    We've got 50lbs of hunny all ready for jarring, now. Yum.
     
    TOG@Toil, Jul 31, 2009
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  3. Lady Nina

    Switters Guest

    Out of interest, how much do you sell a jar for? A local tourist
    attraction had jars for £5-6 each. Each jar probably had roughly 1/2
    pints worth.
     
    Switters, Jul 31, 2009
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  4. Lady Nina

    TOG@Toil Guest

    The Doctor sells it for about £5.50/lb.
     
    TOG@Toil, Jul 31, 2009
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  5. Lady Nina

    prawn Guest

    On Fri, 31 Jul 2009 06:22:59 -0700, TOG@Toil wrote:

    lb? FFS ;-)
     
    prawn, Jul 31, 2009
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  6. Lady Nina

    TOG@Toil Guest

    That's how she buys 'em.
    Indeed it has. Fewer bees, less honey, and a load of iffy Chinese
    stuff being periodically banned in the EU. I think The Doctor
    underprices hers, actually.
     
    TOG@Toil, Jul 31, 2009
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, "TOG@Toil"
    I can never be bothered to go through all the hoops you need to get
    through to sell it.

    I give mine away.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 31, 2009
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  8. Lady Nina

    Lady Nina Guest

    To those with a crinoline fetish?
    But what about the honey?
     
    Lady Nina, Jul 31, 2009
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  9. Not many, really. Nice new jars, labelled (Thorne's does a service), and
    properly weighed. That's about it. Oh, and a best-before date[1].
    So do we, to family & friends.

    [1] Silly really, as honey lasts practically forever.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 31, 2009
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  10. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    You mean she doesn't keep documentation of all treatments (dates,
    chemical, amounts) used to treat the hive? <sucks teeth> You're going
    DAAAAAAHN, you slags!.

    I think the point where I gave up was when Trading Standards threatened
    a local bloke with prosecution because he had a picture of apple blossom
    on his labels, and he couldn't *prove* that his bees had been on apple
    blossom.

    No, really.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 31, 2009
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  11. Oh, I think she does that. That's just ordinary husbandry, really.
    That's very silly.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Jul 31, 2009
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  12. Lady Nina

    Colin Irvine Guest

    I think it's quite sensible.
     
    Colin Irvine, Jul 31, 2009
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  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Colin Irvine
    Maybe if we required all bees to carry ID cards with little RFID tags
    built-in, then we could track them through some sort of national plant
    database. Then we could be sure that...

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 31, 2009
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  14. Lady Nina

    Colin Irvine Guest

    Well I suppose ID cards are one of this week's buzz words.
     
    Colin Irvine, Jul 31, 2009
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  15. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, The Older
    Speaking of which:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_and_central/8177938.stm

    AFB outbreak in Jockistan. :^(

    Hope it stays up there...

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Jul 31, 2009
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  16. Lady Nina

    Catman Guest

    <fx:watches with interest>

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    Catman, Aug 1, 2009
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  17. There's a certain symmetry in a disease called Foul Brood occurring in
    Scotland.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 1, 2009
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  18. Have a look at the BBKA website:

    www.britishbee.org.uk/

    and find your nearest group.

    http://www.britishbee.org.uk/local_associations_about_us.php

    There's also a downloadable Getting Started guide on the main page.

    Go from there. Any local group will welcome you, and there'll always be
    several members who'll be glade to show you around and let you get
    stung^h^h^h, er, have a peer inside their hives and see what's what.
    That'll give you an idea of whether it's for you or not.

    Bear in mind that a lot of beekeepers seem to be delightfully eccentric
    in one way or another. This adds to the appeal.

    Starting costs: a self-build hive costs around £200-300 new, depending
    on type. Then you'll need a bee suit, veil, smoker and so on. Thornes,
    the big supplier, does starter packs with all these in, or you buy quite
    a bit second-hand.

    A 'nucleus' of bees is a couple of frames with a viable starter quantity
    of bees and a queen. These are sent through the post or via courier, and
    it's always amusing to see the postie handling them *very, very*
    carefully.

    Or your local group might give you some, or invite you to collect a
    swarm, which is always a laugh and something you'll have to do one day
    anyway.

    But start via the BBKA.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Aug 1, 2009
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  19. Lady Nina

    Champ Guest

    <considers ukrm beekeepers>

    You don't say...
     
    Champ, Aug 1, 2009
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  20. Lady Nina

    Colin Irvine Guest

    <vbg>
     
    Colin Irvine, Aug 1, 2009
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