OT Paging the bee keepers

Do you have a small amont of unadulterated beeswax I could have
please?

 

We've got loads. How much do you want?

 

It's for sealing and polishing a small wooden sculpture so not a lot -
how do you measure it? An inch? Do you melt it into blocks?

 

Oh hark at you, with that nose.

 

We've got loads of blocks, from about a kilogram downwards. Email me
at my chateau addie and I'm sure the Doctor can dig some out.

 

LN, you'll want to be sure that TOG hasn't knocked one out into it, of
course.

Don't have nightmares, do sleep well.

I really must get around to building a wax extractor, I've got loads
of the bloody stuff lying around.

 

Done, thanks.

 

I hate you.

I'm having horrible nightmares atm. TOG wanking would be light relief.

For those ear sex moments?

Well get on with it then.

 

No change there then.

It's hard to think of much worse. Have you tried sucking a fisherman's
friend before bed?

Mmm... Aural sex...

Aye aye, cap'n

 

There so hard to find this far from the sea.

 

<snip>

Will you two leave my sex non-life out of this?

 

You can get pills now you know.

 

FFS! They're, they're, they're.

<growl>

 

Are they very large and woman shaped?

 

Paging Ogden

 

Troo. Troo.

But he does look quite lot like this feller, IMHO:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7473060.stm

 

*Snort*

 

No, that's hand relief, dear.

Light relief is a different thing altogether.

 

I've got some in the garden, as it happens. You can extract it
yourself from the nest of wild bees that are in between the floor
joists of my shed, which is currently being dismantled to be moved to
the new Pixie Towers.

The wax might be a bit melted now, though.

 

Er ... no. They beezez is currently residin' innan'edge just be'ind
the cormporst 'eap. Oi 'az evicticated 'em so Oi can move moi shed.