OT Suggestions Reqd

Hi folks,

A bit of help needed here.

It transpires that I am about to set up a business repairing bikes, cars,
light commercial vehicles, heavy commercial vehicles, buses & coaches (if
this doesn't clash with my current business activities of course G-S), as
well as plant & cranes.

What I need to do is find a company name to trade under.

This is where you folks come in to the equation.

I am offering as a prize a full service/repair to any of the above types of
vehicle to the value of $500.00 which will include parts & labour.

This will be under the conditions that the business name is registered by me
here in Victoria, and the prize winner will travel to my area to have the
work carried out.

So get your thinking caps on and lets see what you come up with.

All suggestions gratefully accepted...... This thread could turn out to be a
laugh if nothing else.

Thanks in advance

MarkGee

 

How about

Full Noise Services
or
All Hours Servicing

 

"You **** it, we fix it"

If you do manage to get that registered you'll find that no-one will
forget it.

Kind regards
Dave Milligan

 

Mg's Service Centre

We fix stuff for food

bike, car, light commercial vehicle, heavy commercial vehicle, bus & coache
repair.

We split cases

Not broken, see us anyway!

Speed Tune

*&^% Me? ---> (arrow point to entrance)

Big MG's all Naked & BIkini girls Fix it shop.. "Free Bikini Wash with every
2nd service, Oil extra"

NudeMobile - Mobile servicing..

Marks Lub-o-Rama

Friendly marks wholesom mechanical repairs.

SuperMechanics - If we kill it, its free..

Bike Fix it shop - we also fix the rest..

MechaniLab - the mechanics who wear labcoats..

MG Coffee House - Free coffee with every service...

ok i may stop now...
Nat

 

Underdog Mechanical Repairs.


Postweasel Pat

 

If it's Mark Gee, how about Gee Wiz.

 

I s'pose "Annoying Fucking Loudmouth **** Mechanical Services" would take
up too much paint.....
How about "Mark and the Mechanics"?
"Top Mark's"
"Motor Mark's"
"Gardner's Garage"
"Fix'n'Quick"
"Piston Broke"
"Gronk's Donks"

 

Icandooit motor services.
or
spammer bitch motorservices

 

"Do what, John?"

Hammo

 

Nice to see so many of you put some thought in to your suggestions !

Keep em coming in....Having recently noticed a product named "Start Ya
Bastard" I'm sure that a certain amount of expletives are allowed in company
names or products.

Though I would prefer not to frighten potential customers away by swearing
at them until I at least meet them !

Regards

MarkGee

 

You're a mechanic, right? How can you have "just spotted" Start Ya Bastard?
It's an aussie institution!!!

 

In aus.motorcycles on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 08:56:17 GMT

Seems obvious to me:

"The Goodies: anything, anywhere, anytime"

If that worries you, you can add "Pick any two"

Zebee

 

Bendigo Garage

 

Mark's a pommy Import
Been here only 2 years.

 

So what's wrong with Supertankers, Jumbo Jets and Tonka Toys?


Moike

(oh... Noiseworks.)

 

PISTON BROKE

 

SmeeR1100s is of the opinion:

Isn't it mentioned on the documentation they give you on the plane on the
way in?

- Matt

 

Cue Fred Gassit link.....

Hammo

 

No James it's a fix for people with little or no mechanical aptitude.
Absolutely no professional would use crap like that !

 

I have to leave something for others to do Moike !