OT Weather Report Turkey

It is, I am sad to say, a bit on the rainy side. It is currently warm at
25 degrees C. Sea Temperature is 25 also. Beer temperature has been
steady at 3 - 5 Degrees. White wine is a bit warm at 25.

http://havadurumu.mynet.com/asya/turkiye/ANTALYA

If you happen to be coming stay indoors and drink.

This has been a public service announcement.

 

Just **** off, ok?

 

Gets better next week if you're still here. Current weather suits me
fine as I have a couple of fields to plough next week. None of your
decadent poolside/beach life for me.

Rowdy

 

Me neither unfortunately. Where are your fields?

 

32 degrees at 2am last monday transiting Dubai

Got some video of Indonesian monkeys on bikes, praying to Allah etc

 

Certain posters are getting on a plane destined to land here in the very
near future. I was providing info from the horses mouth for the benefit
thereof.

Anyway 25 is seriously chilly! Locals have got out the winter woolies,
big coats etc. The inverse of tit monday happened last week. Kind of a no
tit friday so to speak.

 

It's amazing how low the quality of content gets on UKRM when the
interesting people go on holiday.

 

This from a man who is presumably not on holiday and has in fact scored a
bit of an own goal on his interestingness or rather lack thereof.

 

If I just sat here all day pasting in bits of random Lorem Ipsum it'd be
more entertaining than random smug posts about the weather in Turkey.

Or is there some ironic context I've missed?

 

I think he was hinting that a number of regular posters are currently
in France and a smaller number have just returned from a weekend away
watching bike racing.

 

At Weston? Really? France you say? Ahhh The Clique is missing!

 

No, it's just that the idle bastards with nothing better to do than
post here were missing.

 

<note to self: keep quiet, ok?>