OT, with streaming eyes: horseradish

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Dec 10, 2006.

  1. Little Bruvver gave The Doctor a horseradish root, with a warning not to
    let it escape from its pot, because it has delusions of grandeur and
    tries to take over a garden. Or something.

    So she did, and it did.

    We've been digging up horseradish root, washing it, grating it, and
    making horseradish sauce.

    Holy ****, this stuff is strong. I leaned over the food processor,
    inhaled, and my nostrils sent a message to the brain that I was snorting
    napalm. I reeled backwards and bumped into the cats, who were already
    retreating, sneezing violently.

    Seems the plant is indeed bent on world domination, or at least
    domination of our little corner of Surrey. Anyone want some?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 10, 2006
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  2. Yes, please. :)

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Dec 10, 2006
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    Robbo Guest


    LOL!
    BTDTGTTS... and it hurts like **** if you pick yer nose or wipe your eyes
    with the same had that grated the stuff.

    Lovely stuff it is.....
    I'll have any you have spare in a jar.
     
    Robbo, Dec 10, 2006
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    peter Guest

    <waves>
     
    peter, Dec 10, 2006
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  5. In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    I thought you'd never ask.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 10, 2006
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    Nicknoxx Guest

    Yes please, if only to taunt my 13yr old who hates the stuff almost as
    much as I love it.
     
    Nicknoxx, Dec 10, 2006
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    boxerboy Guest

    If its that strong is it any good at cleaning up old alloy parts. If it
    is can I have a kilo to clean up the "snowflake" wheels on the old
    boxer.
    Alternatively can we flog it as a potential wmd.


    Boxerboy
    84R80RT, 03 F650GS

    " A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer">
     
    boxerboy, Dec 10, 2006
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    Adie Guest

    *burp*

    just had roast parsnips and a large portion of sprouts.

    oh and roasties, chicken, cauli & gravy.

    <here starteth the annual sprouts thread>
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    Adie, Dec 10, 2006
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    <waves>
     
    Timo Geusch, Dec 10, 2006
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  10. The Older Gentleman wrote
    They do.
    One of Canvey Island's three[1] claims to fame is a form of wild
    horseradish that grows in the dykes close to the southern sea wall.
    Renowned locally for it's hotness when fresh, I doubt they dig it today
    like they used to. Although I dare say the ministry wouldn't take too
    kindly to hordes of folks descending on them and digging up the sea
    defences so thewre is a good reason for you.

    If that is the case I can only encourage them to make haste to Canvey
    Island and dig.



    [1] A variety of mossie all it's own which is said to be related to the
    one what carries malaria. Just the thing in these days of global
    warming to have only 10 miles up the road innit? Downwind though which
    is nice. And it survived the '53 floods.
     
    steve auvache, Dec 10, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    And what exactly is wrong with that?

    Sprout pie anyone?


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    Beav, Dec 10, 2006
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    peter Guest

    Managed to rsist having any this year until yesterday. Just don't
    overcook them. Yummy with chestnuts.
     
    peter, Dec 10, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Sounds good, excep the sprouts of course. We finally found a French
    supermarket that has them, so have had them loads recently, usually
    roasted or made into soup.
    Here it should endeth, please.

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    Ace, Dec 10, 2006
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  14. Well, you and anyone else who wants some root, email me with a snail
    mail addie.

    Oh - and The Doctor says she wants some comfrey. Anyone got any?
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 10, 2006
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  15. See other posting. Actually, I don't have your snail mail addie recorded
    anywhere.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 10, 2006
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  16. <AOL>
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 10, 2006
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    peter Guest

    I am sure we have a plant. Will verify tomorrow.
     
    peter, Dec 10, 2006
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  18. On Sun, 10 Dec 2006 22:03:46 +0000,
    Yes, does she want seeds or some potted up?
     
    Work in progress, Dec 11, 2006
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    Timo Geusch Guest

    Well, as sir may remember I was planning to drop by on Saturday anyway.
     
    Timo Geusch, Dec 11, 2006
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  20. Ah yes, OK.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 11, 2006
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