OT Yet another attempt to stop smoking.

I suspect I'm losing the will to live

 

Have a fag, you'll feel much better


--
Beav

VN 750
Zed 1000
OMF# 19

 

This post, more than anything else, got me through the horrible
craving bits. Cheers ginge.

They've all gone now so I shall continue postponing having a
cigarette.

 

<skins up>

Well done you - keep up the good work.

--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
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'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

<g>

 

Do you want all the various quitting smoking stuff I've accumulated
over the numerous attempts?

There's a Paul McKenna book and a CD that worked the last time I
stopped from November last year up to when I dropped the bike on the
drive the day I was leaving for the elephant. Plus various other bits.

 

That's jolly kind, but I know I'm mentally a long way from being ready
for it yet, so someone else might make better use of them. Or just hang
on to them & I'll shout if I'm ever ready.


--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
Off-Road Classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

Right now I'd quite like a cigarette.

<reaches for tic tacs>

 

Why FFS ?

You're now a non-smoker

you have grown out of such addictions

move on

 

JUNKIE THINKING: "One Puff won't hurt"
RESPONSE: "One puff will always hurt me, and it always will because I'm not
a social smoker. One puff and I'll be smoking compulsively again."

JUNKIE THINKING: "I only want one."
RESPONSE: "I have never wanted only one. In fact, I want 20-30 a day, every
day. I want them all."

JUNKIE THINKING: "I'll just be a social smoker."
RESPONSE: "I'm a chronic, compulsive smoker, and once I smoke one, I'll
quickly be thinking about the next one. Social smokers can take it or leave
it. That's not me!"

JUNKIE THINKING: "I'm doing so well, one won't hurt me now."
RESPONSE: "The only reason I'm doing so well is because I haven't taken the
first one. Yet once I do, I won't be doing well anymore. I'll be smoking
again."

JUNKIE THINKING: "I really need to smoke now, I'm so upset (or depressed, or
whatever)."
RESPONSE: "Smoking is not going to fix anything. I'll still be upset or
depressed or whatever, I'll just be an upset/depressed smoker. I never have
to have a cigarette. Smoking is not a need, it's a want. Once the crisis is
over, I'll be relieved and grateful I'm still not smoking."

JUNKIE THINKING: "I'll just stop again."
RESPONSE: "Sounds easy, but who am I trying to kid? Look how long it took me
to stop this time. And once I start, how long will it take before I get sick
enough to face withdrawal again? In fact, when I'm back in the grip of
compulsion, what guarantee do I have that I'll ever be able to stop again?"

JUNKIE THINKING: "If I slip, I'll keep trying."
RESPONSE: "If I think I can get away with one little "slip" now I'll think I
can get away with another little "slip" later on. And the slipping will get
stronger and the trying will get weaker"

JUNKIE THINKING: "I need one to get me through this withdrawal."
RESPONSE: "Smoking will not get me through the discomfort of not smoking. It
will only get me back to smoking. One puff stops the process of withdrawal
and I'll have to go through it all over again."

JUNKIE THINKING: "I miss smoking right now."
RESPONSE: "Of course I miss something I've been doing every day for most
of my life. But do I miss the chest pains right now? Do I miss the worry,
the embarrassment? I'd rather be an ex-smoker with an occasional desire to
smoke, than a smoker with a constant desire to stop doing it."

JUNKIE THINKING: "I'm Bored"
RESPONSE: Smoking is an "activity" or "something to do" only for smokers.
I'm really not "doing" anything when I smoke except still sitting/standing
there. The rest of the world survives occasional boredom quite well without
inhaling life-challenging chemicals.

JUNKIE THINKING: "But they've been smoking on TV and in the movies for
years! There are even magazines devoted to tobacco products!
RESPONSE: "That's right. They were on TV for years, I wasn't. I'm still
alive; many of them aren't and they departed this vale of tears in prolonged
and painful ways. And the smiling faces in the magazines now are risking
painful and disfiguring surgery later, at which point they won't be smiling
at all."

JUNKIE THINKING: "It's so nice to go out for a 'breath of fresh air' and a
cigarette."
RESPONSE: "Fresh air? I've got to be kidding. And face it, sunny days are
one thing, but how many days do I huddle out in the rain with the rain
hitting the cigarette and turning the cigarette paper that disgusting yellow
color? How many times is it windy and it takes forever to keep a match or
lighter lit long enough to light the cigarette, and then how often does a
gust of wind come up and blow the ashes into my eyes? And when it's icy
outside, freezing my face off is bad enough, but when it defrosts, there's
this bizarre yellow condensation around my nostrils. Now THAT'S attractive."

JUNKIE THINKING: "Smoking makes work go faster."
RESPONSE: "Most jobs where you work indoors are in companies which ban
smoking in the workplace. Some companies won't hire me if I smoke. And every
time I stop for a smoke it actually prolongs my work, since I'm not busy
accomplishing it."

JUNKIE THINKING: "Let's face it. I am a smoker. I always will be."
RESPONSE: "The truth is that you're not a smoker. The only thing that smokes
is the cigarette. You are the sucker though for falling for the belief that
you cannot live without the habit of inhaling smoke. If everyone who
believed at one time they were forever doomed to smoke then places like AS3
would not exist."

WISE UP!

 

SNIP

Even to a non smoker you come across as a tedious fuckwit/

 

Patronising but some of it was useful.

Some of it was bloody awful mind.

So on balance have a thanks and a clip round the ear.

 

Like Microsoft.