Ouch

Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by The Older Gentleman, Dec 23, 2006.

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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    I've just cheese-grater'd my finger.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 23, 2006
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    Beav Guest

    You should be bandaging it then, not dribbling blood all over your keyboard.

    Go and entertain the kids or summat.


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    Beav

    VN 750
    Zed 1000
    OMF# 19
     
    Beav, Dec 23, 2006
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    Rick Guest

    Good training for the VF500 tappets I suppose :)
     
    Rick, Dec 23, 2006
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    mb Guest

    What sort of cheese?
     
    mb, Dec 23, 2006
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    Catman Guest

    What sort of grater?

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    Catman, Dec 23, 2006
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    steve auvache Guest

    Catman wrote
    What sort of finger?
     
    steve auvache, Dec 23, 2006
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    Wicked Uncle Nigel Guest

    Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Catman
    What sort of finger?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Dec 23, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    Catman says...
    What sort of finger?
     
    Lozzo, Dec 23, 2006
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    Alison Hopkins Guest

    <checks time stamp>

    GINGE!

    Ali
     
    Alison Hopkins, Dec 23, 2006
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    steve auvache Guest

    Lozzo wrote
    So the band is here, where is the wagon?
     
    steve auvache, Dec 23, 2006
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    You sod.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 23, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    Careful not to burn yourself.
     
    platypus, Dec 23, 2006
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    Gyp Guest

    In message
    YATNSAICMFP
     
    Gyp, Dec 23, 2006
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    mups Guest

    >,
    says...
    Was Stevie Wonder guest host on "book of the week"?
     
    mups, Dec 23, 2006
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    platypus Guest

    I've already warned him not to get burned.
     
    platypus, Dec 23, 2006
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    Tunku Guest

    (The Older Gentleman) wrote in
    Sounds like a braille beginners course of Italian recipes
     
    Tunku, Dec 23, 2006
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, The Older Gentleman belched forth and ejected the
    following:
    It all adds to the flavour.

    Mix the cheese and flesh in a glass bowl, sprinkle the ingredients on
    bread and toast under a moderate grill for a minute.

    Mmmm... Cheese on toast with crispy bits.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 24, 2006
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    Dan L Guest

    Whinging Courier tossed off:
    Empty contents into a jiffy bag and **** it till it turns frothy, then
    empty on to old sofa and garnish with a sprig of mint.


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    1996 Kawasaki ZR1100 Zephyr

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    X-FOT#000
    DIAABTCOD #26
    BOMB#18 (slow)
    OMF#11
     
    Dan L, Dec 24, 2006
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    The Older Gentleman Guest

    Tappets are done with engine cold, thank God.

    Ah, you meant in the kitchen. Thanks, advice noted.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Dec 24, 2006
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    Whinging Courier Guest

    In uk.rec.motorcycles, Dan L belched forth and ejected the following:
    LOL

    Merry Christmas, you tart.
     
    Whinging Courier, Dec 24, 2006
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