Ouch

Quick, I need to text itn (something more authentic than their earlier
"here's a police van in Gloucester" followed by video of that
Derbyshire thing).

As a result of the problems here, I've just injured myself, and of
course it involved the kitchen.

Decided not to turn onm the kitchen light just to put a plate on the
side. Forgot I left the oven door open to let the heat out. WHAMMO!

I now have a "corner of the oven door" shaped dent in my cheek. And my
teeth are rattling a bit.

 

You need a kitchen-proof suit. Or to get a man in. Or a woman. Just
anybody else, really. Of all the people who could end up as the annual
person fatally injured in a dishwasher related accident, it shouldn't
be you.

 

You need a mobile phone with a camera you do and don't forget the
inbetween leg shots while you're at it.

 

Quick, call the Snowleopard Protection Society.