Overheard at Job Interviews

Elvis: My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?

Julius Caesar: My last job involved a lot of office politics and back
stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

Jesse James: I can list among my experiences and skills: leadership,
extensive travel, logistical organization, intimate understanding of
firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

Marie Antoinette: My management style has been criticized, but I'd
like to think of myself as a people person.

Joseph Guillotin: I can give your company a head start on the
competition.

Hamlet: My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

Pandora: I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new
things.

Genghis Khan: My primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I
downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several
countries.

Macbeth: Would I go after my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of
guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

Lady Godiva: What do you mean this isn't business casual?

Tim Morrow: I spent most of my time maintaining a vast database of
Usenet nymshifters.

Pete Roehling: I never met a man that I liked.

Road Glidin' Don: My life's work involves picking fights with
strangers.

Neil Murray: I swallow whole oranges and squirt frozen orange juice
concentrate out my ass.

Keith Schiffner: I love any kind of fruit juice.

 

Not true...I'm not fond of juice made from paw paw tree. As for
california nuts...I LOVE using those for skeet. Timajin is a direct
patrilineal relative and I am OFFENDED that you miserepresented him.
He didn't just deicmate a country or two...he reduced the population
of continet! Now that is what you call sucess!

All your family has produced is pervert and fruit loops. TTFN Unlike
you I can retire and WONT!