paging 9R owners

<Throws custard pie. Gets in car. Car doors fall off.>

 

I do hope Darsy gets back from his hols soon.

 

Are you on drugs?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, flash

<nudges flash>

Shhh! He's doing "sophisticated humour".

I'm cracking up, here.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

Is he going to tell us about Fatima Whitbread's bollocks again?

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, flash

Hang on, I'll just get my comfy chair.

<settles down>

That's better. OK Champ! I'm ready.

<whispered aside> D'you think he'll do the FOYRNB joke? I like that one.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

<sharpens pencil>

As a professional comedy writer I'm hoping to pick up some good material.

 

<starts writing>

Observational comedy eh? Keep going.

 

If I didn't know you two better, I might suspect you of taking the
piss.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, flash

This is crap! Bring on the strippers.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

<undoes top button suggestively>

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ

Ooh! The balloon dance. Top stuff. Carry on.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the "Champion-105" range of rearsets
and Ducati Race Engineer.

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager "Oh, Oh, It's so big"
Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single" Yamaha GTS1000

 

<licks pencil tip>

 

Champ says...

VBG

I used to import leather trim kits for cars from a company called
Medici in northern Italy. They did some pretty gash colour schemes if
you asked for them.

 

As long as they're not the same as those worn in those old "Life"
helmet ads.
--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..76331.../...19254.../..30836.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967

 

I was thinking more of Australian lifeguard style.

 

More material in those. If there's a choice, I'd vote for that one.

--
| ___ Salad Dodger
|/ \
_/_____\_ GL1500SE-V/CBR1100XX-X/CBX1000Z
|_\_____/_| ..76331.../...19254.../..30836.
(>|_|_|<) TPPFATUICG#7 DIAABTCOD#9 YTC#4
|__|_|__| BOTAFOT #70 BOTAFOF #09 two#11
\ |^| / IbW#0 & KotIbW# BotTOS#6 GP#4
\|^|/ ANORAK#17 IbB#4 PM#5 WG*
'^' RBR Clues: 29 Pts: 485 Miles: 1967

 

You get paid?

<rummages through old joke books>

 

Nothing. Yet.

 

I had one of those, with a massive vented peak and a MX goggles facemask
affair.

I looked fucking great.