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Herding cats.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4057591681481453187&q=funny+cats

Utterly brilliant.

 

This the one I'm sending about right now ... (Ninja Training School)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8947518926298275439

 

Not really.

Excellent. Really impressive.

 

On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:31:17 +0000,

Given the company that's for, it's fucking funny.

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, Judge amazed us all with this pearl of wisdom:

Not really, pretty good though.

 

On Fri, 30 Dec 2005 12:31:17 +0000,

This was on at the cinema or mebbe on TV briefly a year or two ago.
Excellent.

 

You mean like this?
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7092597087689846900

 

I've seen worse than that a week ago in the Canneries.
She was sunning herself by the pool in a Bikini.
When she took her top off her breasts hit the ground each side of her.
I kid you not!

 

Too many! The sad thing was this woman in her 20s was facilely very
attractive. But would serve herself 4 halves of chicken on top of a
plate full of chips and cover it in tomato ketchup. She could not lay on
a sun bed as it would collapse but take the cover off and lay on the
ground with a tit each side of her. I have now seen too many women of
over 25 stone some over 30 stone.

Jane and I made the mistake of booking a last minute cheapy "all in"
holiday at the same place the DHS (? what ever it's called now ) send
single and disadvantaged families to. As much food as you can eat three
times a day from the restaurant (and I must say it was very good food)
Free booze and junk food (burgers, fish fingers, turkey twist things,
chips) from 10am till midnight from the bar.

I have witnessed several "family from hell" on tour.
A lot of children who have never been told NO before.
The above children whose parents are pissed out of their brains and in a
comma.
The above children who turn pool into a contact sport.
A 4 year old with the England badge tattooed on his calf the same as his
professional foot ball hooligan dad. If he didn't get his own way with
other kids he would ambush them, knock them over and the kick them as
hard as he could in the head. His father when complained to just said
"So? He knows how to handle himself." His mother had black eyes from the
brat punching her in the face if she tried to stop him.

On one Saturday all the attractive table coverings went from the
restaurant, the glasses and knives and forks in the bar/bar food area
were swopped for plastic. That afternoon the Belfast contingent turned
up. The loudest were the women. Bladdered by 8pm on free booze and as
there were no super market trolleys to throw into the canal on the way
home from the "pub" they threw the sun beds into the pool.
The positive bit was they were so drunk that several needed medical
attention and most did not appear again for 2 to 3 days.

I could go on..............................

 

You know, you and BGN could form an excellent double act.