Paging anyone in Middlesbrough?

Who could give a c*r on a forecourt a once over for me?

 

check there isn't a corpse in the boot, that sort of thing, yeah?

 

Obviously, I'd want to know if a corpse would fit.

 

Shit in the seat, or just let the tyres down? Fee is the same, either
way.

 

Yes, and No. I went back for another look, and in the end very
boringly decided that the boot wasn't big enough easily to carry for
the calibration kit I use at work, and I thought it would end up being
rather expensive to run given my pretty high mileage. (40k pa) I would
like one, but it's just not practical. I asked them to look for a
Sportwagon at a similar price but nothing doing.

 

If it doesn't fit, you could always lop a bit off ..

Paul.