Paging Auvache

Those dates I bought for you on Monday...

I've eaten them. Sorry

From a purely novice POV, they came in a box about the size of 2 packets
of Bensons and came in three layers. The first layer, the dates were dry
and sweet, fleshy and a little bit chewy. The second layer... oh my
God;wet with syrup and almost too sickly to describe... Very sweet, very
soft and almost didn't make the journey from box to fingers to mouth,
they were that soft.

I put them down a couple of hours ago but fancied another one or six but
I can't find where I've bloody put them.

 

They're not under the sofa cushion, providing a nice warm sticky 'realistic'
feel are they.... (I have to admit even *I* feel a little ashamed just
typing that....)

Dave

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, WavyDavy belched forth and ejected the following:

Nah, slippery's what you want. Sticky would be too.. well, sticky and
would probably interfere with the ol' Jap's eye clogging it with sugary
flesh.

Don't worry about it.

"In a hundred years, who's going to care?"

 

Whinging Courier wrote

That is the trouble with nice ones, they just don't last long.

These were the Iranian ones I presume?

 

In uk.rec.motorcycles, steve auvache belched forth and ejected the
following:

I confess I ate one in the shop but I couldn't resist when I got home
today and started eating them in earnest.

Yes. The only other information I have on them is that they have "BAM
Sun dates" on the box.

 

Whinging Courier wrote

Yes well, thank you for that, you can **** off now.