Paging Bear

You branching out?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/pinkcatshop-Kazakh-Thong/dp/B000X1DVRK/ref=sr_1_3
?ie=UTF8&s=kids&qid=1216845929&sr=1-3

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp

So *that's* what projectile vomit sounds like.

Thanks, Gyp. You're a mate.

 

And you were looking for what?

 

I was just browsing hotukdeals.com (tempted by the 8gig Sony video MP3
player for £65) and noticed the Mankini for sale on Amazon. Surprised
that they were still trying to flog such tat so long after the film came
out, I clicked across to Amazon[1]. While there I spotted there was a
rival product attempting to undercut the Mankini, which just happened to
be made by "Bear, Bear and Bear".

So 3 clicks from my first site and I was looking at novelty beachwear.
Normally, 3 clicks gets something far worse.

By coincidence, I did buy myself some new swimming trunks yesterday
evening, but I can assure you that those have enough material in them to
reupholster most of the South-West

[1] I was bored and sat at the PC. Having been for a run an hour or so
earlier, I was unable to move away from the PC, so decided to click
around rather than simply use it as a device to illuminate my face.

 

A run? Are you shrinking around the middle again?


--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
Off-Road Classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

Quite the opposite; I'm a bit [1] of a Billy Bunter at the moment, and
the occasional bit of running is my attempt to slow the inevitable.

To restore the balance, tonight I've had 5 pints and a butter chicken.

[1] lot

 

I managed to lose my man-tits in the space of a fortnight. Cut out
booze, press-ups, and drink mineral water whenever you feel you need to
nibble.

D.

 

You were getting that way last time I saw you, but I didn't like to say
anything...

I've got a good technique - it's called the 'not eating for 5 days'
diet.

I've had a bottle of red, no food & a 255 mile bike ride (not
necessarily in that order).

--
Krusty
www.MuddyStuff.co.uk
Off-Road Classifieds

'02 MV Senna '03 Tiger 955i '96 Tiger '79 Fantic Hiro 250

 

I managed to lose my man-tits in the space of a fortnight. Cut out
booze, press-ups, and drink mineral water whenever you feel you need to
nibble.[/QUOTE]

I think you may have underestimated the scale of the problem

 

Oh I give in. Did you not have the food at the beginning or the end?

 

I think you may have underestimated the scale of the problem[/QUOTE]

Well I've never met you, so .. what, are you like 25 stone for 5'1"?

Seriously, just cut out booze and do some light exercise. Depending on
your mode of getting to and from work, walk a bit more. During term, I
now walk one metro stop further towards the school, and get off one
metro stop earlier. I don't take the lift to get up here. And aside
from maybe a quarter of a glass of red on a Friday evening, booze hasn't
touched my lips for maybe a month, now.

D.

 

NAHAY?

--
TD
1991 VFR400R NC30 (black and red)
2001 ZX-9R (red and black)
1999 M5 (neither black nor red)
Missing: SOB, Unreliable Italian exotica, Lardy tourer

 

I beg your pardon ?

D.