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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Switters, Apr 27, 2009.

  1. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Chris H
    It is, of course, true of honey bees too. The drones (males) have no
    sting.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 28, 2009
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    Lozzo Guest

    Or men?

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    Lozzo
    Versys 650 Tourer
    Fireblade 929 (For sale)
    CBR600F-W trackbike
    SR250 SpazzTrakka,
    SR250 wivva topbox
    TS250C
    RD400F, somewhere
    I see a bright new future, where chickens can cross the road with no
    fear of having their motives questioned
     
    Lozzo, Apr 28, 2009
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    Switters Guest

    OK, I took some photos this evening of the alleged bees coming and
    going. Many were out of focus due to inadequate lighting and shakey
    hands with telephoto lens plus a mild concern about getting stung to
    death in a swarm of pissed off apians.

    This one seems to capture it best:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/29162046@N04/3483301125/

    Whilst up there, I was mildly perturbed by a constant high pitched
    buzzing, although I couldn't see the individual making the noise - which
    just made it worse.

    So, to me this looks like a bumble bee, going on what I can find on
    wikipedia. N'est pas?
     
    Switters, Apr 28, 2009
  4. Probably very wise!
     
    Beelzebub_on_Mac, Apr 28, 2009
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    zymurgy Guest

    ****, I haven't seen a blistering retort on here for years.

    Even lushhead has fucked off and taken his shite with him.

    Paul.
     
    zymurgy, Apr 28, 2009
  6. Yup, sure is.

    Very unusual to find them in your loft.
     
    The Older Gentleman, Apr 28, 2009
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    Ace Guest

    If you don't, we'll just have to reach the conclusion that there is no
    deeper joke involved, and that you're just winding us up for effect.
     
    Ace, Apr 28, 2009
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    Ace Guest

    Indeed. But it's also true that only a tiny proportion of the bees in
    a hive, or out of it, are males. Is this also the case with bumbles?
    ISTR that it is.
     
    Ace, Apr 28, 2009
  9. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Ace
    True. And it varies from time to time. No males make it through the
    winter, for example. They just raise more when needed (ie. when they're
    thinking about swarming).

    If there's no virgin queen around, drones aren't needed, so there are
    very few (if any) about.

    The queen mates on one flight with several males. Throughout her life
    she then lays eggs which she either fertilizes with sperm (these become
    female "worker" bees, and are potentially eligible to become queens if
    the colony decrees it necessary) or lays them unfertilised (these become
    drones). The decision is made for her by the colony, which makes drone
    cells, or brood cells, depending on... well, if you can figure that one
    out there are a lot of people would love to know for sure.

    I'm really not sure. There are *far* fewer bees in a bumble-bee nest
    than a honey-bee colony, so it can't be anything like the same ratio.

    --
    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    I have already made the greatest contribution to the fight against climate
    change that I can make: I have decided not to breed. Now quit bugging me and
    go and talk to the Catholics.
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Apr 28, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    iT'S TE ÉXCEPTION TAT RPOVES THE RLE!
     
    ogden, Apr 29, 2009
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    geoff Guest

    Can't be a rhino - no horn

    doesn't look much like a baboon

    not enough spots for a ladybird

    .... could be a tiger, they have stripes
     
    geoff, Apr 29, 2009
  12. Or has he/she/it?
     
    vulgarandmischevious, Apr 29, 2009
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    ogden Guest

    That's a given.
     
    ogden, Apr 29, 2009
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    Switters Guest

    Cheers. What's with the constant buzzing - is it a warning to stay away?
    In the bedroom underneath I can hear what can only be described as a
    grunting noise[1]. It's not a deep low-pitched one, more mid-pitched, but
    it does sound like something a hedgehog would make. Can bumble bees make
    that kind of noise?

    [1] Insert obvious joke here.
     
    Switters, Apr 29, 2009
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    Chris H Guest

    http://www.bumblebeeconservation.org/bumblebees_id.htm

    http://www.bumblebeeconservation.org/surveys.htm
     
    Chris H, Apr 29, 2009
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    Tosspot Guest

    Right, you can recommend a keyboard diced carrot cleaner.

    Oh, and you're paying!
     
    Tosspot, Apr 29, 2009
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    Champ Guest

    I don't get it. What's funny?
     
    Champ, Apr 29, 2009
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    Snowleopard Guest

    I thought he meant he'd puked.
     
    Snowleopard, Apr 30, 2009
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    dog Guest

    could be worse. could be a doozer infestation. then you have to get fraggles
    in to keep them down, and those things are seriously annoying.
     
    dog, May 5, 2009
  20. I *loved* doozers.
     
    The Older Gentleman, May 5, 2009
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