Paging Blaney

Took a couple of erotic photos for you:

http://www.pre.org/pre/blaneyporn/

 

F*king hell, hot stuff

 

You really need to get someone in to clean and tidy up.

 

platypus emerged from their own little world to say

Yes, what a skanky bastard.

 

platypus says...

That hob is fucking disgusting, it looks like a fucking student lives
there.

--
Lozzo
Track pixie
GSX-R1000 K1
ZX-7R
GPZ500S

 

That bacon is really unappetising. It looks like it should be quarantined.

 

http://www.pre.org/pre/blaneyporn/blaneyporn-naked.jpg

<drags out frying pan>

Yum. That, a couple of eggs, some ketchup and a cup of tea will go down
nicely.

 

Looks like the hideous septic bacon I've got in my freezer.

Anyone got any shots of some really *hot* organic Gloucester Old Spot?

 

Looks like the hideous septic bacon I've got in my freezer.

Anyone got any shots of some really *hot* organic Gloucester Old Spot?[/QUOTE]

No, but I've just had some absolutely lush local GOS bacon for
breakfast, with local organic eggs and flat mushrooms. Still, it
wasn't all porn - I was wearing a dressing gown.

 

No, but I've just had some absolutely lush local GOS bacon for
breakfast, with local organic eggs and flat mushrooms.
mmmmmm

Still, it
wasn't all porn - I was wearing a dressing gown.[/QUOTE]

Oh, you ruined it for me.

 

Too busy shagging to waste time cleaning the hob.

She's on the job now though.