Paging Cane: Good News!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cambridgeshire/4331915.stm

"Women inmates will do all the cooking at Britain's first purpose-built
mixed prison, the visitors were told."

"Prison chiefs fear male inmates would 'adulterate' food intended for
female prisoners if they were let loose in the kitchen at Peterborough
jail."

"Mr Conway did not elaborate on what substances male inmates would use
to adulterate the women's food."

I wonder what he was thinking of?

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Wicked Uncle Nigel emerged from their own little world to say

Come on Nigel, get a grip.

 

heh.

he can shake those seeds in.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

Well, quite.

I missed the beans, and got the chips. Do you think that'll matter?

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"Wicked Uncle Nigel" sprayeth unto wessie

aren't beans naturally salty already?
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Wicked Uncle Nigel emerged from their own little world to say

Not really. Give it a couple of hours and you'll be ready for another go.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

Alas and alack, this is less and less true these days.

There tends to be a certain amount of turning over and snoring involved
between events.

In fact, to be honest, sometimes there's a change of government.

As an old mate of mine says (I believe I may have quoted this before):

"The only time I feel like doing it twice, is just before I've done it
once".

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Lucky you... Last time the GF was round, I got told I had ten minutes, then
I had to be ready again...

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Wicked Uncle Nigel emerged from their own little world to say

Oh dear.

Although, sometimes I wish my libido was in sync with my bladder. Most
mornings I'm awoken with an imminent need to piss. It's not unusual that
the irresponsible member has other ideas.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, wessie

<G>

It's a puzzle, innit?

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After how many times previously that night?

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"Quality, not quantity" or something like that

 

Cane grabbed the crayons and scrawled

Not even mentioning redbush tea!

 

EWWWWWWWW!
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In Holland it would, we eat chips with mayonaise....

 

Spete wrote

Dutch in "Almost as sad as The Belgians" shocker

 

If you need a break you just have to say. It's a tough job, but while
it's her^H^H^Hyou I don't mind.

 

"Parabola", ITYF.

 

Ah, the 'Urinary Imperative' ...

... which leads to ...

The Morning Glory.

 

"piss-proud"

or "waking up in a tent".