Paging Cane

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/7300931.stm

So how much would it cost to recruit 4 of the best looking (and performing)
professional Escorts. Say a Scandinavian, an Oriental, an Indian and an
African, have them at your beck and call for 4 years, then part on the best
of terms without rancour.

I'm thinking ~£5.5M basic plus £4M in gifts and entertainment costs.

Still, hindsight and all that, eh Paul.....

 

I'd remove a leg and let him shag me for that much.

 

But we already knew you were a Whore, Mr E.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Hog

Only £24.3 million?

She must be hopping mad.

 

Aye, and I've got two legs - maybe I could get more?

 

She can afford her own plane now. And a razor for the other leg.

 

They're free if you come from Mars.

 

I don't know anything about the Bint other than she appeared to be another
attention seeking twat in a Lady Di mould.

 

If it pays £700 a day, where do I sign up?

 

Oh you and AnthonyE are out of the same mould then.

 

Maybe she'll do something sensible like tread on a landmine.

 

and end up with a face like Pauls?

 

What's Mr Corfields face got to do with a landmine victim?

 

A bit of the medium must've remained in the mould in my case, then.

 

It would seem that the going rate at the top end of the market is
$1000 per hour but that doesn't included discretion.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7293717.stm

 

Question of the week.

 

Ah I calculated £1000 a day on a 365x4 contract!

 

There's a ball bearing line here, but it isn't for me.

 

In Sir Paul's case a simple Pre Nup contract would've saved the soppy
hippy all this trouble.

 

I've read the English divorce courts have kicked those pretty much into
touch.