Paging Champ.

Talk to Bee about them perhaps?

 

It was less than that, but as I can't get to Amazon during work hours, I
cannot check. £38 rings a bell.

Nope, I wanted to do the same thing, but as I don't have a Jacobs in town
and LCE Group don't carry it in stock, I just went for it at the cheapest
I could find it.

 

'Kata Ergotech Sensitivity'. Has it got a special compartment for your
pentapeptides?

 

Something advertised as an ingredient in haircare or beauty products,
I believe.

 

Whew, you caught me on the brink of ordering one too.

 

A five legged arthropod.

Maybe.

 

Wot Ace said. That name sounds like the sort of wanky thing Loreal
would come up with. "Ergotech Sensitivity - because you're worth it".

 

Don't forget your Nutri-Ceramide R, matey.

 

Silver male head hair is worthless - on the other hand, plucked female
ginger pubes are worth a fucking fortune. Plucked, not shaven, mind.

 

I'm not going to ask how you know this.

 

Hmm. PNB[1]'s a ginga - should I just look in Yellow Pages for Pube
Purchasers?

[1] Potential New Burd.

 

Just try putting some on eBay - you'll soon find out. The word "unwashed"
works wonders too.

Apparently.

 

don't get too excited - she'll probably dump you by MSN before you've
even met.

 

A bit unlikely as that would need a time machine.

 

You think a woman wouldn't go to those lengths to dump you?

 

They prefer to suck him into 2,3,4 and maybe a few more dates. Him paying
for everything of course. Then rip his still beating heart out and eat it
raw.

 

Not a chance, strictly 50/50 so far.

That's a given.