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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. Zero-feedback winner then?

    Do tell...

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 5, 2007
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  2. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Oh.

    Well, that wasn't very funny, was it?

    Can't you do better than that?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 5, 2007
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  3. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Whaaaaaat? Are you *sure*? Cite!
    Ah. That what I *want* you to think.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 5, 2007
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  4. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Don't make me write an endless loop, OK? Just don't. I spend much of my
    professional life doing exactly that[1] and I get paid for it.

    You'll be wanting it for free.

    Again.

    [1] On some rare occasions deliberately.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 5, 2007
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    ogden Guest

    Oof, there goes another 5% of the winnings.

    Surprisingly cheap though. The shitty, leaky pug made more than double
    that!
     
    ogden, Nov 6, 2007
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  6. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Oh. Bugger.

    See, that's really not very funny either.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 7, 2007
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    I'd be much obliged. Have you told plod?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 7, 2007
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  8. Hope you are suitably overinsured.

    Well...
     
    steve auvache, Nov 7, 2007
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    Krusty Guest

    That sucks, but in a slightly amusing way. Sorry.

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    Krusty, Nov 7, 2007
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    CT Guest

    Champ wrote:

    [of stolen Saab]
    And you'll need another incident number for the GBH that the buyer
    inflicts on you when he realises you've tucked him up like a kipper.

    :eek:)
     
    CT, Nov 7, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    do you still have to pay the ebay listing fees in this situation?
     
    darsy, Nov 7, 2007
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    CT Guest

    You have? Oh.

    You're deliberately doing this in a way that can't amuse us, are you?
     
    CT, Nov 7, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    You had an uninsured vehicle parked on the public road?

    Oh Dear.

    Bloody bad luck all the same. I'd blind and castrate the perpetrators of
    course, are you wishing them well with their new toy or are you coming over
    into the light.
     
    Hog, Nov 7, 2007
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  14. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Bear
    FOYRNB

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    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 7, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Don't you think Plod will ignore the theft and just prosecute you though?
     
    Hog, Nov 7, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    snip>
    What a coincidence. Did the buyer phone to tell you he'd changed his
    mind?
    No more than your insurance company will be. Are you going to claim or
    just shrug it off as a bit of a bastard? Another claim would
    potentially **** you up big time when it comes to renewal for the BMW
    and the 10R.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Nov 7, 2007
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    wessie Guest

    a bit difficult to "prove" when the buyer paid in full by Paypal (see top
    line of quoted text)
     
    wessie, Nov 7, 2007
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    Snowleopard Guest

    Heh.

    I had a spanking new 93 Aero this weekend which I quite enjoyed. I
    particularly liked the way old people pulled over and got out of the
    way.

    Didn't enjoy it enough to nick one though.
     
    Snowleopard, Nov 7, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Check up on that, maybe only in NI but Plod told me otherwise.
     
    Hog, Nov 7, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    your analogy is flawed - Ebay's business model stipulates that you
    only need pay the fees if you make a succesful sale.
     
    darsy, Nov 7, 2007
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