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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Krusty Guest

    Eh?

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    Krusty, Nov 9, 2007
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  2. Rubbish. My wifes Morris Minor is always left in gear when parked (the
    handbrake is awful). It's just a matter of programming your head to
    always do it.

    Phil.
     
    Phil Launchbury, Nov 9, 2007
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  3. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    darsy Guest

    I quite liked it.[/QUOTE]

    liked what? I don't understand...
     
    darsy, Nov 9, 2007
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  4. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Krusty Guest

    Saab's ignitions are in the centre console under the handbrake. I used
    to sleep in the back of my old 900 Turbo when camping[1], & being able
    to turn the engine on without getting out of bed was very useful on
    winter trailriding trips.

    [1] Possibly the best car in the world for sleeping in.

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    Krusty, Nov 9, 2007
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  5. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Krusty Guest

    Bad form, but I've just realised they're talking about gears not
    handbrakes. I'd guess it has to be in gear to get the key out, but I
    know not as mine was an auto.


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  6. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    darsy Guest

    I'm afraid I'm still being dim - the OP seemed to imply that something
    about the Saab's design didn't allow the car to be parked if it were
    not in gear.
     
    darsy, Nov 9, 2007
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  7. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    darsy Guest

    OK, now Sweller's comment makes sense. Odd behaviour, though, IYAM.

    [snip]
    I like the Mazda's key - it's built into the central locking remote,
    but folds away and is spring loaded i.e. you press a button and the
    key snaps into position like a flick-knife.
     
    darsy, Nov 9, 2007
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  8. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    platypus Guest

    VWs have that, as did the Fiat Punto I had for a couple of days in
    September.
     
    platypus, Nov 9, 2007
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  9. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    sweller Guest

    My 96s (V4) locked the column change, the old shape 900s locked the
    gearbox into reverse (before you could remove the key) and they didn't
    have a steering lock. Early 9000s have their ignitions on the steering
    column in the conventional manner.

    My '85 900 is so worn you can get the key out in any position.
     
    sweller, Nov 9, 2007
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  10. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Simes Guest

    That's what they want you to think...

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    Simes, Nov 9, 2007
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  11. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simes
    Good god, it's him!

    Hmm... Champ's car is nicked and within days Simes shows up. Fucking
    suspicious is that, if you ask me.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 9, 2007
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  12. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Champ
    Oh, good point. *Good point*.

    Have a good old sniff when you get it back. If there's any trace of wee
    at all, I'll chip in for the cost of DNA tests.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 9, 2007
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  13. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Krusty Guest

    What, even the Hovering Butterfly? *Impressed*.

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    Simes Guest

    <ignores the amateur comedians>

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    Simes, Nov 9, 2007
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  15. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Simes Guest

    Being fair - do you honestly think anyone who reads this group would
    buy, steal or even ride in a car that is so thrashed to death (by
    Champ) that Champ is outing it?

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    Simes, Nov 9, 2007
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  16. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Simes
    Nobody sane, no.

    TAKE HIM DOWN!

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 9, 2007
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  17. Fans can behave very strangely.
     
    steve auvache, Nov 9, 2007
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  18. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Krusty Guest

    <googles>

    If you mean the Men's Health link, that wasn't what I was thinking of.
    I'm sure the Hovering Butterfly is a rather complex position in the
    Kama Sutra.

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  19. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Simes Guest

    Tilting at windmills again Steve?

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    Simes, Nov 9, 2007
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  20. Wicked Uncle Nigel

    Simes Guest

    You may be right - just got a P38 Range Rover to ensure that I go broke
    in short time...

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    Simes, Nov 9, 2007
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