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Windmills?? You mean they are not Dragons?

 

I much prefer the Flying Camel.

 

I didn't say that.

--

 

not athletic enough for the Helicopter?

 

Even Citroens do

 

and vauxhalls

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ginge

A GTR1400 owner writes:

<puzzled>

What's a "key"?

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Nige it out as soon as possible.

 

could have been worse

http://www.billericayweeklynews.co.uk/mostpopular.var.1813794.mostviewed
..fined_for_having_a_for_sale_sign_in_car.php

 

On a semi-related topic, you know that little cubby-hole on top of the
GTR's tank? Someone found a use for it.

http://www.carlisle.talktalk.net/DSC00022.JPG

 

If I was WUN I'd be more concerned about the strange beasts living in
his wing mirrors.

 

Oh I thought it was Sat TV.

 

Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR

Heh. Looks like it might spill under hard acceleration.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400

 

Note to Higgins: See?

 

It got right on my fucking nerves, having the key there. I know it's a
bad habit but I often rest my hand on the handbrake or the gear
stick. The Saab's stick twitched like a teenager's cock and was
equally irritating, but I kept catching the key if I rested on the
handbrake.

 

<checks bank balance>

Hmm, if it's not a Top Gear style "buy a car for under a fiver"
challenge, I couldn't afford to play anyway... :~)

 

Bear says...

How odd. Doesn't happen on mine, ever.[/QUOTE]

It's never happened on the Saabs I've driven either, but then again I'm
45 and my cock still twitches when I think of Snowy.

--
Lozzo
Triumph Daytona 955i SE
Suzuki SV650 K3
Honda CBR600 F-W
Suzuki GSX-R750L
Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka

 

I was assuming everyone would be insured.

 

"Your money or your life!"

"Take both - I'm insured!"

 

Tch! He's a lurker on here.

He's heard about the car abuse and after he'd paid had second thoughts.
He went to where he knew the car would be (roughly) found it and took it
for a test drive.

Realised it probably had been caned to within an inch of its life and
was suspicious about the water staining in the footwell. Parked it
somewhere else and went home. Considered himself lucky.