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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. Windmills?? You mean they are not Dragons?
     
    steve auvache, Nov 9, 2007
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    ogden Guest

    I much prefer the Flying Camel.
     
    ogden, Nov 9, 2007
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    Simes Guest

    I didn't say that.

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    Simes, Nov 9, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    not athletic enough for the Helicopter?
     
    darsy, Nov 9, 2007
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    wessie Guest

    Even Citroens do
     
    wessie, Nov 9, 2007
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    ginge Guest

    and vauxhalls
     
    ginge, Nov 9, 2007
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  7. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, ginge
    A GTR1400 owner writes:

    <puzzled>

    What's a "key"?

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 9, 2007
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    Andy Bonwick Guest

    Nige it out as soon as possible.
     
    Andy Bonwick, Nov 9, 2007
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  9. could have been worse

    http://www.billericayweeklynews.co.uk/mostpopular.var.1813794.mostviewed
    ..fined_for_having_a_for_sale_sign_in_car.php
     
    steve auvache, Nov 9, 2007
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    DR Guest

    On a semi-related topic, you know that little cubby-hole on top of the
    GTR's tank? Someone found a use for it.

    http://www.carlisle.talktalk.net/DSC00022.JPG
     
    DR, Nov 9, 2007
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    Lady Nina Guest

    If I was WUN I'd be more concerned about the strange beasts living in
    his wing mirrors.
     
    Lady Nina, Nov 9, 2007
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    Hog Guest

    Oh I thought it was Sat TV.
     
    Hog, Nov 9, 2007
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  13. Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, DR
    Heh. Looks like it might spill under hard acceleration.

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    Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

    WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
    SBS#39 OMF#6 Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner",
    Honda GL1000K2 (Fallen apart) Suzuki TS250 "The Africa Single"
    Norton 850 Commando Kawasaki GTR1400
     
    Wicked Uncle Nigel, Nov 9, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    Note to Higgins: See?
     
    platypus, Nov 9, 2007
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    Snowleopard Guest

    It got right on my fucking nerves, having the key there. I know it's a
    bad habit but I often rest my hand on the handbrake or the gear
    stick. The Saab's stick twitched like a teenager's cock and was
    equally irritating, but I kept catching the key if I rested on the
    handbrake.
     
    Snowleopard, Nov 9, 2007
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    Snowleopard Guest

    <checks bank balance>

    Hmm, if it's not a Top Gear style "buy a car for under a fiver"
    challenge, I couldn't afford to play anyway... :~)
     
    Snowleopard, Nov 9, 2007
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    Lozzo Guest

    Bear says...
    How odd. Doesn't happen on mine, ever.[/QUOTE]

    It's never happened on the Saabs I've driven either, but then again I'm
    45 and my cock still twitches when I think of Snowy.

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    Lozzo
    Triumph Daytona 955i SE
    Suzuki SV650 K3
    Honda CBR600 F-W
    Suzuki GSX-R750L
    Yamaha SR250 SpazzTrakka
     
    Lozzo, Nov 9, 2007
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    darsy Guest

    I was assuming everyone would be insured.
     
    darsy, Nov 10, 2007
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    platypus Guest

    "Your money or your life!"

    "Take both - I'm insured!"
     
    platypus, Nov 10, 2007
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    deadmail Guest

    Tch! He's a lurker on here.

    He's heard about the car abuse and after he'd paid had second thoughts.
    He went to where he knew the car would be (roughly) found it and took it
    for a test drive.

    Realised it probably had been caned to within an inch of its life and
    was suspicious about the water staining in the footwell. Parked it
    somewhere else and went home. Considered himself lucky.
     
    deadmail, Nov 10, 2007
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