Paging darsy

Decided if/when you're going to Chimay yet?

 

can't. Need to be in our Paris office on Monday to do mid-year
appraisals.

note: suggestions of riding straight to the office from Chimay are not
required.

 

well, the people I'll be appraising in Paris are French, so that
tickbox is pre-ticked and greyed out.

whilst unfortunately I only have one female in my team (we are the
techie part of IT after all), she does have sufficiently large[1][2]
tits.

[1] each one's about the size of her head.
[2] not actually my thing at all.

 

riding to Chimay on a LC4 is stupid enough. Riding to Chimay on an LC4
wearing a business suit is beyond even my capabilities for stupidity.

 

whilst the above is /very tempting/[1] it's up against:

1) Go into work on Monday, leave at 14:00 to catch the Eurostar
(business-first, of course).
2) Have a couple of drinks in the Salon, get a glass of champagne on
the train, and a couple of little bottles of wine.
3) Taxi to the Hilton, where I've booked a "relaxation suite"
4) get changed and hit the bar, on expenses
5) next day, put on suit, shout at frogs
6) Eurostar back to Uk on Wednesday after some more shouting.



[1] I presume I don't need sarcasm tags.

 

heh.

Good god. I mean, jesus!


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Champ

ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
To email me, neal at my domain should work.

 

Yeah, I can see that. Where's Blaney when we need him?
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Champ

ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
To email me, neal at my domain should work.

 

<contorts>

If I put my chin under my collarbone at the start of the rise of the
breast and line my face up to the end of the breast at the tip of the
nipple I can get a rough idea of comparative breast to head ratio..
The nipple is about half way up my nose.

So mine are probably half to two thirds of a head.

What we need is a standard head measurement.

 

If I stick my chin under my collarbone (which I've only today discovered
is possible) I can *see* my breast, but not actually reach it.
If relevant, my helmet says my head is 'small'.

 

You sound just my type. Please come and overnight in York.

 

I know, they are rediculous. I'm maybe exaggerating a little, but they
are, it has to be said, huge norks.

 

at a guess, doing something stupid.

 

I tried, and it's very satisfying to say.

 

Is she a great big fattie?
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Champ

ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
To email me, neal at my domain should work.

 

she's a bit overweight, but not a "fat chick".

She's also over six foot tall - when I'm stood beside her, my eyes are
about level with her nipples.

 

So near, yet so far. Try standing on tiptoes.

 

That's a good point, my helmet says XS, so I have a smaller head.

 

You're adding insult to injury!

 

She's wasted on you (as she would be with me).

Do you not have a short, breast-obsessed peer you could trade her
with? She'd be worth a fortune to the right manager.
--
Champ

ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
To email me, neal at my domain should work.