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I was engaged to a Jewess once. I'm fucking glad THAT didn't work out.

You've obviously not spent much time in Manchester then.


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So would everyone else who's ever got on a plane.

Apart from those who own the aircraft and charge per seat, of course.

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Having only "just" enough might make it fun doing the virtually obligatory
30 minutes of circling around Heathrow waiting for your landing slot. So
they clearly have some margin of extra.

 

No. They will have ..... Oh.

Sorry I thought that bit was obvious. Enough, Enough for alternate, some for
reserve and a splash for luck.

The main point I was trying to make was it's not like you can go to the pumps
and fill it to the brim.

 

Landing it's taking off the other way

 

No, it was a rather large Aussie (for 1979...).

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Did you miss the sarcasm altogether (did you miss the sarcasm)?


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My Eurofighter can.


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There's always less fuel at the landing, so they shouldn't be bothered by
weight at that time.

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Ahh

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Well that's only got wings to keep the engine pointing in the right
direction though surely.

 

Heh, I worked on the Eurofighter when it was just a number (1) and
hardly capable of even pointing in the right direction.

(1) Not the EFA nor the Typhoon, just another number that might make
it or might not. My claim to fame was that I did the final positional
machining for the first model incorporating the canards that ended as
the final design. I'd have been a multi millionaire if I'd had the
right contacts and had managed to sell that information...

 

Johnny come lateleys

.... just don't stand in front of one when it's armed

 

*Understandable*

 

What should it be? Jewette?

 

Kiki Dee?

 

The galley would be empty (no food or beverages to be consumed on this
aircraft unless purchased *in* the aircraft) and the pies would all be
turning to shit inside the passengers (not that would be noticeable), but
the weight would be the same.


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She was actually pretty good looking. Not *wincey* at all.


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