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Discussion in 'UK Motorcycles' started by BGN, Jul 21, 2006.

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    BGN Guest

    I'm half way through my (at home) holiday now and have been crunching
    my way through World of Warcraft with my new Night Elf Hunter + Pet
    Cat and late last week I saved the life of a female Night Elf Mage who
    lives in Hastings and works as a beautician and keeps sending me
    messages and wishes to meet me IRL. I haven't told her I'm not a fan
    of steaming fannies.

    I considered adding her to my Ignore list but instead of that
    undertook a long journey from Teldrassil in Kalimdor via transport
    ship and then a long walk across the continent to catch another ship
    from there, across The Great Sea to the Eastern Kingdoms. Another
    long journey across land and after a hop on the tram I'm now in
    Stormwind and surrounding areas.

    She has sent me a Single Black Rose. That's quite an expensive item.

    What should I do to get rid of her in a polite fashion as I don't wish
    to upset her and have grown quite fond of her odd little ways.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    Vass Guest


    Ask if you can see a picture of her thatch, that should do it
     
    Vass, Jul 21, 2006
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    AndrewR Guest

    Could you send me some of that LSD you're on?

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Jul 21, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    JPEG? If she's cute, give me her email & I'll take her off your hands.

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    Krusty, Jul 21, 2006
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    Cane Guest

    Google 'Bloodninja' and take some tips from his unique style.
     
    Cane, Jul 21, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    She's some sort of geek he met through an online gaming group, who
    takes the character of a female 'Night elf Mage'[1]. Do you really
    think 'cute' is likely?


    [1] Whatever the **** one of those is.
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    Ace, Jul 21, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Just **** her, I'm sure that'll work.

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    Ace, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    AndrewR Guest

    I'm with Ace on this one - she's either on the bouncy side of 20 stone or
    she's already got three pots of rabbits on the go.

    Possibly both.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Jul 21, 2006
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    BGN Guest

    But I've never fucked a female before. I wouldn't want to lead her on
    just in the hope of 'using' her.
     
    BGN, Jul 21, 2006
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    AndrewR Guest

    Um, I'd ask if she's got a sister, if I were you.

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    The speccy Geordie twat.
     
    AndrewR, Jul 21, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    So? Just like a man really, with a few softer bits and an optional
    extra hole.

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    Ace, Jul 21, 2006
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    Ace Guest

    Nice beard. I'd go for it, if I were you.
    Darker green?
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    Ace, Jul 21, 2006
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    Paul - xxx Guest

    Ace came up with the following;:
    Do you really think he cares?
     
    Paul - xxx, Jul 21, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    BGN says...
    She's got an arse, hasn't she? just turn the bitch over and do what you
    normally do. She'll be happy enough that you're 'adventurous' and go on
    her merry way to annoy someone else.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 21, 2006
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    Paul - xxx Guest

    BGN came up with the following;:
    ... but leading her on _is_ all she's expecting, after all. ;)
     
    Paul - xxx, Jul 21, 2006
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    Lozzo Guest

    BGN says...
    I've fucked worse looking ones from ukrm. Go for it.
     
    Lozzo, Jul 21, 2006
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  18. Send her email address to WC and wait.....
     
    Mr Alun Davies, Jul 21, 2006
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    Krusty Guest

    Krusty, Jul 21, 2006
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    Big Dave Guest

    Hang on. Doesn't that mean that, technically, BGN is a virgin?

    Dave
     
    Big Dave, Jul 21, 2006
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